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Joined June 2014
he threw that shit like a delicious trickery bomb and it worked perfectly 😭
Security guard threw Candy at students to Win tug of war. 😂
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Offensive players are allowed 10x the contact defensive players are, it’s pathetic #AZvsSF
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I know this team hasn't exactly helped him overall, but god damn Jordan Love is playing some really bad football.
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Jordan Love threw such a horrible ball that it legit startled the defender he threw it at LMAO
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Yeah... that Bijan Robinson guy is pretty talented
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Al Michaels really does need to hang it up, it's been sad for awhile.
Bijan with a huge run and Al Michaels with the energy of Eeyore on Xanax
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Can’t make this stuff up…
49ers FB Kyle Juszczyk has celebrated touchdowns and first downs his entire NFL career in his own chugging way, an ode to his nickname “Juice”. This is the first time he has been fined. “And I don’t even drink beer!” he texted.
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Hopefully Dart's knee injury is more just painful than serious and he's back in a week or 2.
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Yeah I’m sorry this is one of the hardest CFB stills we’ve ever gotten. Frame this immediately
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Bucs had 2 hours to draw up a 2 minute drill and still lost to cleveland
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The best part about this play is 49ers Brock Purdy has made plays like this consistently Manipulating defenses, making plays outside of original play structure and throwing darts The Brock Purdy MVP era is here
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I am in tears
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The NFL badly needs to fix roughing the passer rules
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Baylor football is wearing a six-year-old's artwork on their helmets today. Her name is ILaria Ramirez. She is from Cameron, Texas. She is a patient at Baylor Scott & White McLane Children's Medical Center. Here is how it happened. Baylor players went over to the children's hospital and sat down with the pediatric patients. Not a photo op, not a walk through and wave. They actually sat down at tables with the kids and drew together. Blank Baylor Bear heads. Markers. Make it yours. ILaria made hers pink and teal. She put a bear right in the middle of it. And then she did two things that nobody told her to do. She gave it a name. She called it the Helmet of Hope. And she picked three words to go around the edge of it. FAITH. VICTORY. STRENGTH. A six-year-old chose those. Not a marketing department. Not a coach. Not her parents. Her. Baylor took her drawing, turned it into a decal, and put it on every single helmet for today's Gold Rush game against Louisiana Tech. Not a sticker on one guy's helmet. Not a patch on the sleeve. Every player on the field wearing a first grader's bear on the side of their head. September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, and gold is the color for it worldwide. Baylor asked the entire stadium to wear gold today. Head coach Dave Aranda on why: "ILaria is one of us, and so we represent her and want her and her family to know that we're fighting along with her." And linebacker Kyler Jordan, on what today actually is: "Way bigger than football." Here is the number that sits underneath all of this. Nearly 1 in 285 Americans will be diagnosed with cancer before they turn 20. One in 285. Before 20 years old. Which means in a stadium that holds 45,000 people, the math says a few hundred of them have already been through some version of what ILaria is going through right now. That is why the gold matters. That is why a helmet decal matters. Somewhere in that building today there is a kid who knows exactly what a hospital room looks like, watching a Division I football team run out of the tunnel wearing a drawing made by a girl who is six. FAITH. VICTORY. STRENGTH. She picked those words herself.
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This was impossibly smooth 😂
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Best sport in the world
There’s pics that go hard, and then there’s this one. 😤🥶
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every defensive lineman in America should be wearing the guardian cap for increased pass deflection capabilities
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Hang it in the Louvre 🖼️
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Sean Sharaf called Gable Steveson a rapist and then one-punch KO'd him as a +1100 underdog. Doesn't matter what happens after this. He owns that dude for life.
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RAPIST DEAD RAPIST DEAD
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