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"You have too much history with God to act like this chapter is where he suddenly stopped being faithful" I felt that!! ♥️

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Nhloko dates over M&B ✨

A guy said he wanna take me out on date, then I ask where he said to eat skopo and we can try skopos around our area😶😶

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Ukhathele umfana 🥺

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Ngyakuzwa mina 😭

MissNtabeni @MissNtabeni

The owner of this house is a security guard at Home affairs

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🤝

Anifunde ukuhlala emakini🗣️

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My goat went straight for Putin's assets 😭. Not even Mnangwangwa's.

Disgraced top cop liked to ‘socialise with Russian dancers’. ebx.sh/jaW5nb

Shadrack Sibiya’s secret nights at Sandton strip club

Disgraced top cop liked to ‘socialise with Russian dancers’

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Guys, ngangithi nithi ubafo... Actually, nevermind. Ey, yazini, into enani nje 🚮😭

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"Mana Nyosi" 😂 - The King Of Isizwe sama Zulu, Misuzulu Ka Zulu. Bayede!!

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From women killings to Mass shootings, all within a single month. Nkosi sikelela i South Africa ✨ 🙏

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The so called political commentary are dangerous because it's what links Matamela and Marikana massacre even today. They know he didn't directly shoot people but they still wanna hold him accountable for those lives through an email he sent. That's how she's moving with queen Jacinta. We love her political ideology but since she has chosen to sleep on the same bed with the enemy, we shall allow her!!! Not with J!!! It's defamatory!!

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Naledi moves to say whatever she said about Jacinta was a political commentary not an allegation that she killed Sambo!! While political commentary is allowed but we all know what she was doing, CREATING AN IMPRESSION and that should be equally treated defamation.

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Naledi moves to say whatever she said about Jacinta was a political commentary not an allegation that she killed Sambo!! While political commentary is allowed but we all know what she was doing, CREATING AN IMPRESSION and that should be equally treated defamation.

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The Goat EATED expensive stuff, huh 😭

Julian Rademeyer

@julianrademeyer

Suspended deputy national police commissioner Lt-Gen Shadrack Sibiya is believed to have been a regular visitor to upmarket Sandton strip club The Grand, where a dancer says he had a preference for Russian women. “He usually comes in at about 1am. He spends a lot of time with three Russian women. He also pays them to leave the club with him, and that can cost about R15,000.” timeslive.co.za/news/2026-09…

Shadrack Sibiya’s secret nights at Sandton strip club

Disgraced top cop liked to ‘socialise with Russian dancers’

timeslive.co.za

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And he DID!!! 🤌

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Heal!!

You literally have to be dumb & blind to be in love nowadays.

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Insizwa ayitshelwe isifika emsebenzini ukuthi kunento ehlezi ezinweleni. 😭

ispili santoni une microwave 😭😭❤️

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If this brother wanna stand in the cold, let's allow him. We loved and appreciated this brother's idiology, GOD knows!!!!

#PutSouthAfricansfirst

I am very disappointed. I thought this big head could think, but I was wrong @Xola_Nqola

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Hear me OUT!!! 😭

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I stand with Zama Ngcobo in these difficult times 🥺.

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I stand with Zama Ngcobo in these difficult times 🥺.

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I only see Seegels-Ncube here, please.

Khusela Diko can learn a thing or two from esteemed Adv Lee Seegels - Mncube, top shelf a marvel to watch👌👌👌👌

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Well, Url can go in on her all you want but bafana here me out!!!!! That body is bodying. ✨

Zama Ngcobo shows off her body.

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