Gladion.

I don't plan on making friends. I'm only here because Lillie asked me to be. No, Silvally does not want to be pet by a total stranger. Even if they did, I don't like or trust you enough for you to come near them. Don't be annoying and we'll get on well enough.

Ghh. This isn't right. It's not right at ALL.

I'm talking about people who AREN'T like us. The ones that aren't a part of URS or just random people who find a wormhole, and go 'I'M GONNA JUMP IN!' like idiots.

YOU SHOULD NOT GO WORMHOLING WITHOUT PROTECTIVE GEAR!!!! WHAT IF YOU END UP ON A WORLD WITH NO OXYGEN? WATER? ALWAYS TAKE PROPER PRECAUTIONS WHEN USING WORMHOLES FOR TRAVEL.

YOU.

ENZIAN IS A LITTLE BITCH AND I STOLE HIS F/UCKING CAT THING

ITS PRETTY DAMN CLOSE.

YOU BLEW UP A BRIDGE!!!!

Oh wow, are you offended because you've [shuffles cards] never pushed your child into a wormhole, cryogenically frozen Pokemon alive to put on display, cause irreparable damage to the region via your obsession with wormholes,

My mother is just as rich as you are and she'd pay for the most expensive of meals for my sister and I? There's no competition between you, you're on PAR.

Stop committing war crimes and maybe I will agree with this, mom.

No.

I don't wear ties. But I'm saying when I [ do ] wear them, I don't know how to tie them.

Ugh. FINE. Maybe. I don't even want to get out of bed.

Excuse me being too busy traversing wormholes to learn how to tie a tie. I'm not exactly constantly wearing formal clothing, either.

Don't be fucking rude

I logged on to retweet exactly 1 lyric and then I'm going back to bed.