Today is data privacy day! I know this because user_id: 624583 from IP address: 192.158.1.38 had it on their calendar #DataPrivacyDay2024 #DataPrivacy #DataAnalytics

Oh man, i haven't been here in years...and so much has happened. When did X happen? Are hashtags still a thing? #TwitterX #damntimeflies

I should post something here because I'm about to write a LinkedIn post about Twitter

#MeasureSummit was SO good this year. Really excited about the future of digital analytics. Great job @SimoAhava @CharlesFarina @jjanalytics @analyticsmania @LeaPica and the rest of the amazing speakers.

At this year's #measuresummit they are giving away some sweet prizes. Like a supermetrics license, consultations, tempaltes and different #measure courses. See you there? win.measuresummit.com/ref/63…

So excited that #MeasureSummit is happening! Can't wait to nerd out for 3 days.

Happy to announce that I took the GA4 certification test yesterday and came out with 100% How did you do? #GA4eva #ga4 #googleanalytics

All in favor of a coffee shop/vaccine pharmacy fusion called “Double Shot”? #Pzifer #vaccinated #COVID19Vaccine #vaccine #Moderna #doubleshot #espresso #coffee #covid

2019: Shit, I’ve run out of jeans, all I have left to wear to work are sweatpants 2021: Shit, I’ve run out of sweatpants, all I have left wear to work are jeans. #covidliving

So, truth be told, I had never seen Shark Tank before last night. I watched to support @therealjaredcan and @simplygoodjars. I thought he did a simply good job. I, next, went down a rabbit hole of old episodes. OH MAN, he did an AMAZING JOB! That show's teeth are sharp!

Industry joke? Whenever a client mentions getting their #ROAS (return on ad spend) under control, I can’t help but think of them talking about #ROUS (rodents of unusual size) and it becomes a very different conversation.

I don’t like to come here to evoke controversy...but Gaston’s and Santa’s clothes are a little too similar. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE. #ConspiracyTheory

Home Alone Jew: Lost with No Pork. #ChristmasMovie

Happy Passover! #rapbattle #passover #Passover2020

Hey @Lin_Manuel. We're looking for an affordable theater/comedy club/venue in NYC for a 1-2 night independently produced show from Philly. Any suggestions?

Just awful