I am a good time guy , I bring a good time where I go and I want you to have a good time too, its fun to have fun , if you don’t your a miserable fuck

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Joined May 2016
Where is Paula Deen? Working her second job at Cracker Barrel.
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Billy Strings is a bluegrass superstar. He’s also a massive metal fan, so much so that when Canadian death metal legends Cryptopsy played his festival, he jumped onstage to shred with them. He loved it so much he followed them to their club show the next night and did it again. Here he is at the Pyramid Scheme, ripping “Open Face Surgery.”
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Will this ever happen again ?
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Gonna be so happy when they play let you down in Madison
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HEARTBREAKING: A father who lost his son on 9/11 is desperately searching for his hat after losing it at the #Steelers game in Tampa Bay this week. Patrick Siewak says his hat flew off near the escalators and was picked up by another fan. The hat contains a special 9/11 memorial pin honoring his late son. He is offering a reward for its return. Please help spread the word and reunite this father with something that means so much to him. 💔🙏
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DMB rat league year 4 results @2StephDMB41 upsets big point scorer @DMBLauren , @irishdmbf7 grabs his second win of the season while @SillyHonky defeats @Tedbro41 who is still looking for his first win playing the @JessSafran role this season, @Eggveal_ @dpbm17 @DMBfanJTR wins
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RIP to one of the 🐐🐐🐐
Norm McDonald did not hold back Wait for Ken Griffey Jr. facial reaction. Says it all
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A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.
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I want to pet them too…
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A boy watched lobsters in a resort tank, asked what happened to them, went quietly to his room, and came back wearing a Spider-Man mask. Same shirt. Same shorts. Same shoes. Just the mask. He had priorities. The family was vacationing at a small resort in Mexico when the boy discovered the restaurant's lobster tank. He studied them for a while. Then he asked the question that changed the trajectory of the trip. What happens to them? He got his answer and went back to his room without saying anything else. His parents probably assumed that was the end of it. It was not. Restaurant cameras caught him returning a few minutes later in his Spider-Man mask, reaching into the tank, and carrying lobsters down to the ocean. He made the trip more than once. By the time staff noticed and intervened, roughly four hundred dollars worth of lobster had been released into the sea. His parents were handed the bill and asked to leave the resort early. The boy explained his reasoning simply. He wore the mask so nobody would know it was him. His mother shared the story afterward with one observation that said everything about the situation. "He's grounded, but he keeps asking whether the lobsters made it. I don't think he regrets a thing." He didn't change his clothes. He didn't change his shoes. He found a mask, decided that was sufficient cover for a covert ocean rescue operation, and executed the plan. Four hundred dollars of legal consequences later, he still just wants to know if the lobsters are okay. Honestly, Spider-Man would probably understand. #jayvendeluca #usa #fblifestyle #wholesome #animals
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DMB rat league year 4 week 5 @DMBLauren scored the most points again…winners @DMBfanJTR @dpbm17 @ClarkDMB23 @Oovan95 @SillyHonky …and still in first place @DMBfanJTR
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Party at the haybale
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RIP Mike Ditka. Wish I could be at Da Burial.
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RIP da coach DITKA!!!!
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Chicago dog but I’ve elevated it with a cheese quesadilla instead of a bun
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Look what some awesome person sent me!! You’re the best and you know who you are!! These were such good shows to start the tour with too
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DMB rat league year 4 results @Eggveal_ gets her first win and scored the most points this week @DONDlNGLE is on a hot streak with his second win. @SillyHonky @dpbm17 @ClarkDMB23 also winners @DMBfanJTR also won and is now at the top of the leaderboard in first place
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