Don't take my tweets too seriously 😎

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2011
Can we have more rich men? These baddies are all laying with the same six gents. Help the boy child.
Replying to @B____D___
Does he use Alicia skincare? 🤔
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He is clinically insane
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As a Wits graduate, I can answer this.
a wits graduate, a CA(SA) and a confrontational person walks in a restaurant. who announces what they are first?
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Guys, why is iFatyi so expensive???
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Ugly
Teyana Taylor at the 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala.
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lol. This is funny coz this is how they think, on the Right Wing
This is how Sharia law begins… first groceries become cheaper. Then, housing becomes affordable. Then America falls.
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Baddie ene minwe emide 😭
In August 2026, Thami Ndlala opened a theft case against Blue Mbombo. Blue Mbombo stealth and sold Thami Ndlala's watch worth over R150 000.
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It always amazes me how The West see this as a problem everywhere in the world except in Palestine
Pakistani Muslim inbreds on the streets of the UK shouting they don't care for British law, only sharia. Round them up and deport.
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Let Them Eat Cake!!
They’ve just looted Louis Vuitton in #Bordeaux #17octobre
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He always said he liked women and that’s why he kept his jawn. Imagine if he had done the banana split😬
Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly transitioning back to being a man: “I’m tired of pretending I have a period every month.”
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lol. This is obviously fake.
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Ain’t no way. 🤣🤣 This Mossad agent is going to lead the Press
BREAKING: Laura Loomer officially offers to take over as as Trump's next White House Press Secretary.
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That didn’t last long
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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He booked an international flight from his sickbed? Booked out of the facility and headed to O.R. Tambo, after failing to appear at the Commission. I would’ve snuck into Zimbabwe and booked my flight from there.
UPDATE: SULIMAN CARRIM ARRESTED AFTER FAILING TO APPEAR BEFORE MADLANGA COMMISSION: Suliman Carrim has been arrested at OR Tambo International Airport, moments before he was due to board an international flight. The 49-year-old controversial businessman and former ANC North West Regional Treasurer was arrested last night by the Commissions Recommendations Task Team (CRTT) for failing to appear before the Madlanga Commission of Inquiry. He is expected to appear in the Pretoria Magistrates’ Court this morning. Carrim previously testified about his business dealings with controversial businessman Vusimuzi “Cat” Matlala, whose company, Medicare24, was awarded a controversial R360-million SAPS healthcare services tender. Carrim told the commission about a loan of approximately R10-million to Matlala. His financial dealings and related transactions came under scrutiny during questioning. However, Carrim’s failure to return for further questioning became a major issue before the commission. After giving evidence in March, his further testimony was delayed repeatedly because of alleged “health issues”. The commission raised concerns about his continued absence and his failure to comply with its directives, including a request for an independent medical assessment. Evidence was led showing him moving around Cape Town - at a time he claimed he was admitted to a medical facility. His legal representatives maintained that his health concerns were genuine. The commission, however, moved to initiate criminal proceedings after he failed to appear as required. He also failed to undergo an independent medical assessment. His arrest at OR Tambo now brings the matter before the criminal courts. The immediate issue is his failure to attend the commission. He faces charges under the Commissions Act. The Commission opened charges with the police weeks ago. Sources say Carrim is under investigation on a number of fronts. His non-appearance at the Commission is only one element. Tenders awarded to his companies by the North West Govt is also under scrutiny. Carrim failed to submit details of his auditors and make financial records available to the Commission. This is also the subject of another investigation. Carrim’s “deals” with controversial business people is the subject of scrutiny. The SIU, sources say, are also looking into some matters.
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Imagine having a Law degree and telling the world you don’t known that you need to pass the bar to call yourself a Lawyer.
Katie Zacharia Says She Was Told She Could Say She’s A ‘Lawyer’ But Not An ‘Attorney’ go.forbes.com/ZybeNH
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A humanoid and an Alien link up
Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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The “Israelis” are upset that Romania doesn’t give them citizenships 😂 So they are not indigenous…
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We need a Netflix movie. Or mini series.
BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Rosemary Ndlovu And Nomsa Mudau Sentenced To 10 Years For Incitement To Murder Convicted serial killer and former police officer Rosemary Ndlovu and her co-accused, Nomsa Mudau, have each been sentenced to 10 years in prison for incitement to commit murder. The Kempton Park Regional Court handed down the sentences in connection with a failed 2018 plot to kill Mudau’s then-husband, Justice Mudau, allegedly to secure insurance payouts. The pair were found guilty in May 2026 of the alternative charge of incitement to commit murder after the alleged hitmen warned the intended victim instead of carrying out the plot. Ndlovu, who is already serving six life sentences for the murders of relatives and her boyfriend in insurance-related schemes, will serve the new 10-year sentence concurrently with her existing sentences. Mudau, however, has been sentenced to direct imprisonment. The matter returns to court on 3 November 2026 after Mudau indicated that she intends to appeal her conviction.
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Cleared what air?
🔴 BERNARD PARKER CLEARS THE AIR!! 🔴
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