We should change the name of “everything bagels” to “everywhere bagels”.

PART 3: You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format…) If you have purple hair… If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”… If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist… If you call Jews, Nazis… (The rest @Side_Splitting1)

You might be a Leftist.. (6) (in Foxworthy format) If you wear guyliner… If the only flowers in your neighborhood are on a shooting memorial… If the weather is someone’s fault… If your idea of a “scavenger hunt” is looting the local department stores…

Scroll scroll scroll.. S T O P What keeps Michelle Obama up at night? Viagra.

Time for for a counter protest… “YES, Kings”

I propose… “The X Awards” Banger of the Year Best in Journalism Best in Video Best Grok Imagine Best Community Notes Any other ideas? Boost this is you agree. @Side_Splitting1

(Part 5) “You might be a Leftist… “ If you consider Karl Marx a scholar… If you only speak English when YOU want something.. If you have to wear a mask to hug your kids… If the only time you’ve seen a gun was in another kids backpack on the school bus…

YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST… (In foxworthy format) If you call graffiti “art”… If you don’t know which bathroom to use… If you won a bronze medal as a boy and a gold medal as a girl… If the ONLY thing you do by mail is vote… (Follow for more…)

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