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SiameseSingle retweeted
How AI Is Replacing Everything (Even At The Border)
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When will the French deploy the army? Coos as usual are useless there.
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He’s been busy. The Beekeeper 2 - only in theaters January 2027.
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NEW: Federal agents raided Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC-area home this morning as part of an ongoing criminal investigation. Sources say the probe focuses on alleged fraud in immigration paperwork her late father filed when she was a child. Omar claims she became a U.S. citizen in 2000 at age 17 through her father’s naturalization. Reports note her Minnesota legislative bio previously listed her date of birth to be Oct 4, 1981, that means she was not a minor and two years beyond what would be allowed for naturalization through her father. Her staff asked the Legislative Reference Library to change it to 1982 in 2019. The library updated the date without requiring a birth certificate or naturalization record. If she wasn’t a minor at the time, her claim to have obtained citizenship through her father may not hold up. If the evidence proves she committed fraud and is not a U.S. citizen, she should be prosecuted and deported.
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SiameseSingle retweeted
This American Girl XL sketch is honestly one of the most unhinged and brilliant mock commercials SNL has done.  Grown adults proudly presenting life-sized, uncanny dolls modeled after historical figures like Rosie the Riveter and Amelia Earhart is peak comedy.
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SiameseSingle retweeted
The worst argument regarding the Nidal Hassan execution live stream…
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Adjusted for inflation, Clint Eastwood’s two biggest box-office hits as an actor will always be Every Which Way but Loose and Any Which Way You Can, and I’m perfectly fine with that. Both add up to about $770M in today’s dollars. These movies were a right turn, Clyde
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The Black (Nigger) Fatigue Conversation with the Hodgetwins Everyone Sees but Won’t Touch Because They Are Cowards.
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They need a law or anything to say that "If you work for the government, there is no 5th amendment right. If your business solely supports/works for the government, you have no 5th amendment right. If info is legally classified, there's an exception.
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Hear me out. Judges should have to be a prosecutor or a defense attorney every 5 years and do that role for 3 years. These people get delusional about their roles.
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God bless America!!!🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Have they tried exercise bands?
#BREAKING: Christa Pike is alive and in “agony” after 2 failed execution attempts, her lawyer says.
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SiameseSingle retweeted
Best way to sandbox an AI is to put it on a Delta flight – it will have no chance of accessing the Internet!
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Not true, we watch police body cam compilations on YouTube all the time.
white people really don’t consume black media like damn 🥴
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The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.
🤖 Made with AI
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In a stunning move to protect QBs, @NFL has decided to use flag football flags just on QBs. To qualify as a sack, or tackle, a flag must be pulled. Except for Mahomes where that will be roughing the passer regardless.
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Awkward!
Who has that one John Doyle clip???
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