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Simon Wardell

@SiWardell
Joined April 2010
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Go and get the waistcoat
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Jed, I’ll level with you. I’m really scared. @AccidentalP @SpursOfficial
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The exact moment I caught Covid…
England (@England) profile pictureEngland
@England7 Jul 2022
The goal that sent the #ThreeLions through to the #EURO2020 final – #OnThisDay last year. 🙌 @HKane

Harry Kane scores against Denmark in EURO 2020 semi-final

Looks like #mentalmonday has gotten the better of all of us
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Went to @BandQ today for some ‘essential paint’. Bloke in there walking around maskless while whistling along to the music. WHISTLING! There is literally no more aggressive way to blow your breath into my face! Wouldn’t happen at @Screwfix
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Well that was hump day. Next stop- the weekend! Got big plans...
Listening to @talkSPORT with Neymar. Sure, why not?
Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine. @AccidentalP
Renault UK (@renault_uk) profile pictureRenault UK
@renault_uk3 Feb 2020
We’re proud to say we’ve been awarded BBC TopGear.com’s Manufacturer of the year, and to celebrate we’re giving you up to £1000* off your new Renault.

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Yes, but did they know what they were voting for? #GeneralElection2019
Hi Andrew Neil? It’s Boris.... about this interview...”
The amount of shit I’ve been sent from candidates. This is TODAY to ONE ADDRESS! I’m pretty sure if Greta wasn’t larking about on a dinghy she’d have something to say about this waste.
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They’re here for the night. M&S in Liverpool St has sold out of houmous
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Going to miss the start of the football now. Thanks Greta.
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Another bottle of red for table 54 please x #MediaWeekAwards
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Another bottle of red for table 54 please? Cheers. @mediaweekawards
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Why have @renault_uk decided to use a Real Doll in their ad?
One of my less successful chat up lines...
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Fuck me, they’re looking rough these days....
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Ok- got my ticket to the #ChampionsLeagueFinal Right, where where do I go for my flights? Oh.......
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If you think #brexit and @ExtinctionR have brought the masses to the streets, just wait until 15th July #pornban
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