“Get a people carrier,” they said. So I did. This one was £15k cheaper than a Renault Espace. And it runs on Easter eggs. @ Egham instagram.com/p/CciY1T9DF68/…
You know you’ve been watching a lot of Downton Abbey when you add avocado to beans on toast and the beans don’t even go on the toast.
This little piggy got culled,
This little piggy got culled,
This little piggy had roast beef (kind of weird),
This little piggy had none, anyway, he was culled.
This little piggy went ...
Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home (then got culled)!
Sad times. Sort it out #BorisJohnson.
2.89bn people breathe a sigh of relief as fb comes back online. Let the scrolling recommence. #facebookdown
Driving to get petrol at 3am (otherwise it’s not possible), so we can take our newborn to hospital tomorrow. I hope that is not classed as #panicbuying. Thankfully our baby is a good 3am alarm clock ⏰
Secret Diary of a Job Hunter
Have you lost your job this year? I’m sure like myself, many of you have. Or maybe you’ve been furloughed? These are uncertain times for everyone.
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#covid19
#creativity
#copywriting
#careerchange
If this dog is having puppies anytime soon please DM me! 🇬🇧🤞#doggoals #mansbestfriend #goldenretreiver
How to Earn Extra Money in the UK: 75 Ways to Make Extra Cash boostmybudget.com/how-to-ear… via @@BoostMyBudget
Final blog of this trip "Dunedin – the city where men come first" simon-cowell.com 🇦🇺 @Tourism_Dunedin @Helena_Sedge #travelblog #haircut #dunedin #bloke #mencomefirst #jokes
Latest blog "It’s a dangerous world out there" #stayathome simon-cowell.com #travelblog #satire Just waiting on a suitable flight home now... We appreciate your efforts @UKinNZ 🇦🇺✈️🇬🇧 @Helena_Sedge
Simon Cowell retweeted
Currently stuck in NZ for the foreseeable future post Covid-19 lockdown announcement today. All airlines phones automatically disconnect and cannot get through to the High Commission @UKinNZ. Please can someone get in contact from @FCOtravel to help myself + 100s stranded? – at Christchurch City, New Zealand
New 🇯🇵 blog - Naked Bath - Enjoying the similarities I see from @MrJamesMay #ourmaninjapan on @PrimeVideo @Helena_Sedge @Workaway @goodspaguide @kirororesort #onsen #japantravel simon-cowell.com
Simon Cowell retweeted
Is the Japanese tourism industry about to change its policy on tattoos?
The Japan Tourism Agency has suggested the tourism industry relaxes its policy on banning those with #tattoos
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#TheRealJapan #Japantravel #Japan #onsen #tattoosinJapan #onsentips
New 🇯🇵 blog - The Egg Man - 🛌 🍳 🇦🇺 🥬 🍣 🇫🇷 🍕 🥞 simon-cowell.com #foodblog #rettuce #seaurchin #jenesaisquoi #workaway #hopihills #satire #comedywriter #okonomyaki @Helena_Sedge @kirororesort @GordonRamsay @jamieoliver
