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@ShxtRandom__

Making you laugh or mad one tweet at a time 馃槇 Florida 馃搷

 Florida, USA
Joined April 2019
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Omm I hate smash burgers!
Camus (@newstart_2024) profile pictureCamus
@newstart_2024Nov 7
Jack Black just made the best case against smash burgers I鈥檝e heard: the beef got smashed out of them, and what鈥檚 left is mostly fried char. Asked for his favorite smash burger, he wouldn鈥檛 even pick one. His bad boy meal is a big fat juicy cheeseburger with well-done fries, and his favorite spot is The Apple Pan on Pico. Then the Apple Pan talk goes off the rails: split a hickory burger and a tuna sandwich with a friend, and dip the extra well-done fries in tuna and ketchup. I鈥檓 with him on the burger. The tuna-ketchup fries are a whole separate debate.
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Nicki on "Roger That"馃馃従
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Lingerie cool but ain't nothing more attractive than a woman waking around in your shirt
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The A24 skit was hilarious with the wide eyed couple
destiny (@_dvmndes) profile picturedestiny@_dvmndes23h
Druski鈥檚 internet skit comedy style doesn鈥檛 translate well to live tv. It鈥檚 giving me secondhand embarrassment
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I was smiling like a proud dad watching Druski on SNL
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90s fine >>>>bbl bandits
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Never mind me, just blasting Mariah Carey at 7am cause I got my own mf place
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Heartbreaker you got the best of meeeeee 馃幎
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Mariah Carey hit the streets like crack in the 90s. Mfs loved that bright skin there 馃槄馃槄馃槄馃槄
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Rnb just hit different the more life you live
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For the love of the game馃槀馃槀
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Part-time Opinionist (@ShxtRandom__) profile picturePart-time Opinionist@ShxtRandom__Nov 8
It be that top part馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Replying to @yuknowitt
That King of the Hill build on god be devastating! And they be having the nerve to wear tights
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EVERYTIME I see him I think about ppl saying he knocked a woman teeth out馃槚
Beek (@_oGbeeK) profile pictureBeek@_oGbeeKNov 6
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Grab me sum Burberry lotion
mami (@_theerealmulaa) profile picturemami@_theerealmulaaNov 8
I'm at Ross anybody need this True Religion pregnancy test??
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It be that top part馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Ty. 馃┖馃挆 (@TyyTyra) profile pictureTy. 馃┖馃挆
@TyyTyraNov 7
Some of y鈥檃ll butts is big but it鈥檚 smashed in I can鈥檛 explain it nvm
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That damn leg dance bruh!!!
Chadeau (@Rapper_Chadeau) profile pictureChadeau
@Rapper_ChadeauNov 7
I鈥檓 fucking WEAK!!!! 馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃 Why did SkinBone eat that girl up like that?!?!
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Fresh out an episode of Boondocks!馃槀
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Mannn playing dodgeball in high school felt like a gang war!
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Me asf bruh!馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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