furry + misc. artist / can't stop shitposting sorry / only tasteful NSFW / avatar by Pocketstash / commercial: shwonking@gmail.com

Joined April 2018
🧵1/3, possibly the most accurate IQ test around
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getting on here just for anyone who might read this, i want you to know, from the bottom of my heart: it's not embarrassing to remove elon's cock from your mouth even if you're still suckling on it. better late than never!
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Shwonky 🐀 retweeted
Good morning! Things are finally moving on my house that was ruined in hurricane Milton and the cost is bananas. If you think you can help, @kenspinhustle was kind enough to lend a hand on getting you cool stuff and me rebuilding my home 🧵
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Shwonky 🐀 retweeted
Guys, I think we finally have a place 🥹
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this place rn
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The way things are going round here, please can anyone interested in a commission in the future let me know an alternative contact, I'll put together a priority list for when I next open slots Art for visibility
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roses are red, violets are blue if you like my work, this is for you: i've mostly moved art to bluer sky and if you were to ask me why: well, my friends deserve better and so do i
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red dead redemption 2... uuuuuuuuooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Shwonky 🐀 retweeted
ouhhh husbant.. you generate too many AI images... now we are snowless...
Mount Fuji experienced its first snowless October in 130 years.
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Tired
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Fairytale Honse
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Replying to @dc_srm
"MY BELLY WAS FILLED WITH THE AMERICAN DREAM, BUT MY BUTTHOLE COULDN’T HANDLE THE SIZE OF THE DREAM"
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I'm standing in my house now and we can save a loottt wow!!! We lost basically all our furniture and we'll need to fix up some dry wall to the floor. Some stuff is so waterlogged that it's falling to pieces but whatever. 🧵
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Shwonky 🐀 retweeted
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You never actually watched “Full Metal Jacket,” did you.
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Replying to @Mephistofleas
I lost my house 😭 the water is getting pumped out of my neighborhood and we should have access to it tomorrow. I'll be making an amaz00n list (i know they're evil but bro I'm homeless) of things we will need in temp housing 💔
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"how the west has fallen: i can't cum to netflix lara croft😔"
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summary of my twitter breakfast this morning
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...and where were YOU on the night of the crime?
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Reik for Shadeba <3
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(this was a speedpaint but experimenting with speedrunning the other drawing style I've got going on)
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