Michael Iavarone is my spirit animal.

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Joined March 2011
ATTN Ladies attending the Breeders’ Cup — Keep warm with this soft chunky knit infinity scarf in @BreedersCup colors. I’ll ship same day!
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Katie Zacharia passing the bar.
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“It’s only a model.” ATTN #MontyPython fans: Monty Python marathon on TCM tonight, with “Holy Grail” leading off at 7pm CT on @tcm
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A journey that began 62 years ago.
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The livestream we all would like to see
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Come out to @keeneland tomorrow and get autographs from your favorite jockeys to support @PDJFund! keeneland.com/events/jockey-…
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Faith calls us toward love, compassion, and our shared humanity, not division and fear. Andy Barr twists scripture in a craven effort to win votes. Charles Booker is called to serve every Kentuckian and believes we’re stronger when we build a Commonwealth together!
Andy Barr opposed marriage equality, citing his "religious tradition." Now running for U.S. Senate, he's leaned into white Christian nationalist themes to win Trump's endorsement.
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Jack Smith cares more about America than the entire Republican party combined.
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Secretariat left us #onthisdate in 1989. We remain forever grateful the ways he thrilled and inspired us — and does still today.
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Replying to @LePapillonBlu2
Version with the music.
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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?" Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
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The way the Amy Klobuchar and Jack Smith just clowned the F out of @Eric_Schmitt right now is EPIC! He accused Smith of being in Atlanta for a Hawks game and warned him not to perjure himself. Smith was at an Iowa Hawkeyes game to watch Caitlin Clark.
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It appears Sen. Schmitt's office confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes (who played in Md. on Feb. 3, 2024) in trying to accuse Jack Smith of being in Atlanta during Fani Willis drama.
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Uh, I don't think calling Jack Smith a "dirt bag" shows any civility. And to say he's "weaponized" the DOJ is beyond hypocritical.
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Replying to @SenEricSchmitt
WOW. - I never heard or seen you before, but your ASSHOLE appearance at Jack Smith hearing was EPIC BS! Eat it and ☠️.
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Replying to @SenEricSchmitt
You’re embarrassing. You’ll never be as smart or as honorable as Jack Smith. YOUR’RE THE DIRTBAG!
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WE CAN’T HEAR YOU P I G G Y 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @MichaelSteele
He’s digging in. He’s not leaving in Jan 2029. This is why everyone needs to vote and get Lapdog Johnson out of the House speaker’s chair. @HouseDemocrats @dscc @TheDemocrats @votevets @DAVHQ @ArlingtonNatl
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He's disordered and desperate. He's rambling false nonsense about how trade works. He's trying to bribe the citizenry. Russia just financed his son's wedding. He is universally reviled and distrusted. Congress was just sent home to avoid yet another humiliation for him. And the WH is releasing UFO info to distract from his failures. It's another busy news day, and I can still say - with total certainty - that THE biggest story - on all of planet Earth AND the known universe right now, is the same as it was yesterday: The President of the United States of America is seriously unwell and dangerously unfit, yet he is allowed to continue in office, untethered and unchecked. It's unbelievable, unfathomable, unearthly, unprecedented, and utterly unacceptable.
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