@Shroomfive

Esports, college basketball and football (go Badgers) and the NFL (go Pack go) I tweet a lot of political stuff too.

Joined March 2014
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Well that was a wild ride, covid protocols starting in my first semester, no summers off so i could complete the degree on time and a 12:30am certification exam couldnt stop me. I AM A CERTIFIED VETERINARY TECHNICIAN! #VetTech #Veterinary
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send help@himitsunobarade
Sep 17
Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
FactPost
@factpostnews
Sep 16
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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Part of becoming an adult is realizing you have to abuse stimulants
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gwyneth paltrow really put her whole gwynussy in glee no wonder she won an emmy
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Tari💵💸
@Carisma1128
Sep 17
Pretending your listening, meanwhile you've forgotten what the whole conversation was about.
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MLB
@MLB
Sep 17
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty … ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch ☺️ Via @GoStripers
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When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.
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@the_P_God
Sep 15
The masculine urge to buy this house, move to Maine, and start writing a novel. Slowly embrace the bottle as I enter a deep psychosis. Endure the long Maine winter. As I almost fully lose my grasp on reality spring finally comes and my mental clarity comes back.
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
@zillowgonewild
Sep 15
What’s stopping you from buying your own private island in Maine and never looking back for only $450,000?
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There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
donald boat
@laserboat999
Sep 10
Once you completely unmoor your sleep schedule from the rising and setting of the sun, you can access new, formerly grayed out sections of space-time, sort of the dust in between the stars, and most crucially, use it to cram 48 to 96 hours worth of screen time into one single day
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donald boat
@laserboat999
Sep 10
Once you completely unmoor your sleep schedule from the rising and setting of the sun, you can access new, formerly grayed out sections of space-time, sort of the dust in between the stars, and most crucially, use it to cram 48 to 96 hours worth of screen time into one single day
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farbood
@farbood
Sep 6
the simplest, most direct and honest explanation of jazz
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Aug 30
Melinda French Gates has matched Olivia Rodrigo’s Daisy Chain Fields festival $10 million donation, bringing the total to $20 million. The funds will go towards nonprofit organizations benefiting women and girls.
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Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppi
Aug 23
My boyfriend dragging me out of the MN State Fair after fourteen ranch-flavored beers
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar
Aug 22
Dental hygienists while asking you if you did anything fun last weekend:
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Mike Alstott That guy rocked.
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Hate to break it to you, but if you landed on the foggy island of Britannia in 55BC, this is the first thing you would have seen:
Daily Roman Updates
@UpdatingOnRome
Aug 16
It’s August of 55 BC. You land on the foggy island of Britannia. The first thing you see is this. Do you stay loyal to Caesar?
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I’m using my executive authority to ban nonferrous mining in the Boundary Waters.    As far as my administration is concerned, the fight for the future of the Boundary Waters is over. The verdict is in. The decision is made. We will protect this place.
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Hi, person who was an adult in 2006 here 👋. The normie views of the time were that gay people deserved civil unions, vaccines were common sense, the Iraq War was bad, trans people were harmless oddities, and legal immigrants deserved a path to citizenship.
ZUBY:
@ZubyMusic
Aug 14
Being a normal person from 2006 makes you a 'right wing extremist' now.
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Nate Tice
@Nate_Tice
Aug 17
explain this then
Miles
@C139999
Aug 16
You actually can’t have aura if you’re fat
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Dan Shafer
@DanRShafer
Aug 16
She came up about 3,500 votes short, but Francesca Hong is a legend. What an incredible campaign. Nobody thought an unabashed democratic socialist would get more than 311,000 votes in this primary.
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