Elon Musk releases image of the first flying car

Who’s still bragging about their NFTs, the Beanie Babies if the 2010s

“Vote for us or we’ll go to prison” might be the least inspired campaign strategy I’ve ever heard.

The man who has sanctioned the live streaming, firing squad execution of a wheelchair bound man, wonders why he didn’t win the world’s most prestigious peace prize.

Just wondering. Is under boob the new cleavage?

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Kash Patel & Alexis Wilkins. In lieu of a gift for the couple, please consider buying her CD (available at any truck stop) A gentle reminder; please. No children. Small barnyard animals and professional sex workers are ok though

Where is Taylor Farms getting all of this E. coli and salmonella from?

The lawyer for cockroaches in a Miami jail reports they’re being forced to live in a Tate Brothers infested cell.

We have irrefutable evidence that you once traded a cow for three “magic” beans.

Dumbfounded

The GOP southern delegation to the Senate have done a bang up job getting people to stop talking about what a dumb (with a “b”) Donald Trump is. At least for a few days.