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Joined June 2009
Ever have one of 'those days' and it just kind of ends up lasting 10 years?
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What a dumb fuckin country.
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It's tough to swallow that as despicable as I think most Trump voters are, they're probably twice as despicable as that.
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Really great that we appear to have decided to euthanize our democracy.
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Absolutely fucking not.
No matter who wins today—your side or the other side—remember that the “other side” are our family, friends, and fellow Americans.
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Some of these are absurd. Indiana Jones, the college professor who spends his free time punching Nazis is not voting for fucking Trump in any scenario.
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Just in from casting our ballot. Wishing everyone the best in making their voices heard today (and please, please do make your voice heard by voting), and also hope you all have self-care plans in place to deal with any stress in the days ahead. Let us know if we can help.
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MAGA fascists today are going to go out and vote for somebody who promises to send forces into millions of homes to round up human beings, and they’re going to go home and post their outrage that such a thing was done to a squirrel. Congrats on your broken brains dudes.
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I would like to never hear anything about crowd sizes at political rallies ever again.
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The degree of contempt for people in just saying this is extraordinary.
Vance: You know something Donald Trump will never do? Donald Trump will never go out there and say that his fellow citizens should be censored or silenced for disagreeing with them.
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We've hit the fan fiction about pollsters portion of the election.
Everyone in America has an aunt like Ann Selzer and an uncle like Nate Silver. Nate talks loudly all night long until Ann chimes in with a totally brilliant point to undermine him. (Also, Nate talks with his mouth full and Ann made all the desserts)
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The only honest thing shes said!
Habba: Sunday’s are also for God and garbage. So, I’m so proud to represent America’s garbage
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"Vote for us. We're gonna destroy your life to enrich ourselves."
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I see TRUMP/VANCE 2024 signs on lawns around my neighborhood, and when I see them, I know there is somebody inside that house who cannot be trusted, who is either eager to bring menace and death to others, or is willing to allow such things to secure an unnatural advantage.
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You really need to mention that the column invoked his son and deceased brother when talking about the Embiid / Hayes incident
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Follow john if you're not already
I ‘ll follow you back - just swing if I can reset the algorithm here - on the advice of a techie
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The contempt and disgust I have for Trump voters is nowhere near the contempt and disgust that Trump has for his voters.
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