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Shortfolio management & Smartingale Technologies. NOT financial advice. Sharing my journey, sarcasm and post-irony.

Joined December 2018
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Funds are SAFU ? #Binance
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Bro had 8% of anthropic That 8% is worth over $100 billion now Bro could’ve been one of the richest people on Earth. Instead, he pulled an $11 billion scam and got 25 years in federal prison.
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Sorry for long silence guys Im reading all your dms thanks for your support ❤️ Recovering now soon be back at it ✊
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Let me guess now all X gonna cry like little bitch about how $MGN was horrible account ender cryy crryyy cry MOAAAR
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cAnT gEt RiCh by haVINg 9-5 bRu..
50% of Nvidia, $NVIDA, employees now have a net worth exceeding $25 million, per YF
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The statistic originates from a self-reported anonymous poll of ~3,000 Nvidia employees (shared via social media screenshots), not official or verified data; Nvidia reported ~42,000 employees in filings. livemint.com/companies/peop… stockanalysis.com/stocks/nvda/em…
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Unpopular opinion: Post the most generic and popular opinion and say its unpopular opinion.
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OnE oF ThE mOsT GaTEkEpT seTupS guys!!😳 But you know what? Im not gonna trade it ima make useless post on this with idiotic data🫡 and oh uh buy my service btw🥹
One of the most gatekept setups in small caps, most traders never see it, or aren't awake early enough to act on it. Nearly 60% of stocks with a premarket high of +30% or more give back at least half of that gain by the open. This happens every single day, with high frequency.
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What happens when Elliot Page replaces Brad Pitt as Achilles Brilliant 👏
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pff 😏
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Ask Devs to nerf this market. Regards
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Just In 🚨: A Man was Discovered with almost 90% of his brain mass missing, while leading an almost normal life as an HTB shortseller.
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Birdmaxing..
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Full send it?
Today, the SEC approved a major FINRA rule change that eliminates the Pattern Day Trader (PDT) rule and replaces it with a new intraday margin system. sec.gov/files/rules/sro/finr… 📷 What’s Being Removed The $25,000 minimum account requirement for day traders 📷 What’s Replacing It A new intraday margin framework that: Measures risk in real time (or end-of-day) instead of counting trades Requires traders to maintain enough equity based on actual exposure Applies to all margin accounts, not just day traders 📷 How the New System Works Firms monitor your account for intraday margin deficits (when risk exceeds equity) 📷 Implementation Timeline Rule is approved now (April 2026) FINRA will: Announce an official start date New rules go live ~45 days after that notice Firms can phase in over up to 18 months 📷 Key Takeaway The market is shifting from “how often you trade” to “how much risk you take.” This is a huge structural change—it opens the door for more traders while still enforcing discipline through real-time risk management.
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Lesson learnt dont drive bicycle hands free this shit hurts fuck..
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC approves Nasdaq rule to allow tokenized stocks & securities trading.
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AI has killed retail trading, by making small caps more like large caps, originally blowing out short sellers, now humans have left and what's left is a few hopeful people picking up scraps and machines. In my opinion, this is not a market cycle, its the end of retail day trader.
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Imagine claiming you made tens of millions trading then sell some ass generic course and advertise on facebook for boomers lol thats how true wizards do it now days !
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