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Does it feel like the essentials cost a lot more this year? Well, they do.
Our updated SDI is out alongside yesterday's CPI print, and October's 6.1% vs 4.0% is the widest positive gap of 2026 (+2.1%), up from +1.5% in September.
shorelinedigital.io/#sdi
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Today is a great day to hit that $100 Smash Buy button on @River.
Why, you might ask?
Our latest data shows that swapping Federal Cuck Bucks for pristine sats raises testosterone levels by ~21%, per transaction.
Stack accordingly.
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This is what you call best-in-class, operational excellence.
We highly recommend @river for all of your Bitcoin needs.
In light of the recent security events on other exchanges, we want to reassure clients that River is unaffected and all bitcoin remains secure.
All client bitcoin is held in multisig cold storage, never lent out, and accounted for through our monthly Proof of Reserves. Our hot wallet maintains a minimal balance, has strict internal controls, and no individual at River has unilateral access.
Every client deserves to know how their bitcoin is protected. Safeguarding your savings and maintaining transparency are our top priorities.
If you have any questions about our security practices, our team is always here to help.
Do not hesitate to reach out.
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Peter Lynch, at 80+, rocking a fresh pair of New Balances, tells you exactly why predicting recessions is for losers and stiffs.
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At dinner last night with a multi-trillionaire friend and country owner, and he said something I'll never forget:
"There's good ETFs, there's bad ETFs, then there's 50 feet of dogshit, then there's whatever the hell this fucking thing is." $TLT
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When you're wrong, well, you're wrong. This is why we are a low follower account. Credit to Warsh for doing the right thing.
Too little, too late? Of course, that's the Fed's style, sir, but NOT bending the knee to Donwald Dump is a great start to your first term as Chairman.
Polymarket is pricing in an 84% chance of a 25bps hike this week.
If the Fed had any credibility left (they don't), we would agree.
Energy, labor, housing, inflation... pick whichever excuse you want. They will blink, cower, and hold.
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Polymarket is pricing in an 84% chance of a 25bps hike this week.
If the Fed had any credibility left (they don't), we would agree.
Energy, labor, housing, inflation... pick whichever excuse you want. They will blink, cower, and hold.
Today, we're launching the Shoreline Debasement Index (SDI): a terrible name for an even shittier number.
CPI reports that since 2024, consumer prices have only increased 8.6%.
SDI reports an increase of 28.1%, more than 3x the "official" print.
shorelinedigital.io/#sdi
Shoreline Digital Assets 🇺🇸 retweeted
Bessent: “I am the house now. Bet against the house if you want.”
They’re betting against the house.
Target acquired. $USO
Without material military progress and or political compromise, refiners and tankers will continue to be at premium into Q4.
Those premiums will eventually fall on an already savings depleted and credit strapped U.S consumer.
xitter.cf/ShorelineDA/status/208…
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How are all the dumbass dollar bond stans who longed $TLT feeling today?
A little less confident, maybe not quite worth the guaranteed *negative* yield, you think?
Long term USG paper might still be OVERVALUED, perhaps?
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So the Fed is going to raise rates in September, and Warsh is the new Volker?
The U.S National debt at the peak of Volker's campaign was barely $1T. We now have 40x that burden with interest expense > military spend.
The entry is the exit.
The Big Beautiful Print is coming.
Today, we were fired as the lead risk managers of Situational Awareness, LP.
Our primary role was to provide situational awareness to the fund, specifically concerning leverage and concentration risk.
Ask us anything.
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We've been active market participants since 2018. We will continue to advise anyone and everyone; STAY AWAY from @coinbase, @base, and any of their "products".
$COIN is one of the most incompetent fintech institutions we have ever encountered or attempted to do business with.
These grifthouses only die when the industry abandons them. Time to move on.
whenever you think of trusting base, remember this thread
jesse pollak’s coins
the head of base used the official coinbase X account to promote “base is for everyone” on zora. it spiked to $17M mcap in an hour. crashed 90% to $1.9M within 20 minutes. people thought it was an official base token. jesse said it was “an experiment” and that he “personally approved the post”
months later he launched his own JESSE token through the base app. called it a “creator coin, not a memecoin.” two snipers extracted $1.3M from it within seconds of launch. the token peaked at $25M and dumped. $50M in volume flowed through it and the regular users who trusted the head of base got sniped by bots while he collected LP fees
he then used those LP fees to buy other creator coins on zora. so the fees generated from his community getting sniped went to propping up more creator coins that also dumped
him and brian promoted tokens linked to balaji srinivasan and other figures. all crashed. one critic pointed out “the same users kept eating the downside on team-promoted tokens.” nobody at base adjusted
he endorsed a soulja boy token, a person zachxbt publicly documented running 73+ token promotions, 16 NFT collections, most of them rugs or abandoned, earning $730K+ from paid crypto scams. jesse invested $1,500 and promoted it publicly. zachxbt’s report was from 2023. it was public. the head of base either didn’t bother to check or didn’t care
he shared a GIF playing on “base is for everyone” that rotated through the phrases “base is for pimping” and “base is for squirting.” had to publicly apologize. the guy running a coinbase-backed chain, a publicly traded company, posting this to hundreds of thousands of followers
after all of this he said base won’t “pump tokens” or “support the chart behind the scenes.” the same person who launched multiple coins that dumped on his community won’t help yours. his charts get LP fees. yours get abandoned
the $BRIAN disaster
brian armstrong, CEO of coinbase, $50B+ publicly traded company, changed his pfp to a $BRIAN memecoin. 10,000 people bought in. the CEO of the chain is backing it: what could go wrong? he removed the pfp 23 hours later. coin went to zero. 10,000+ people down 99% after trusting the literal CEO
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