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Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot

Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields

Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman

Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh

Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope

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