Sassy. 5'10”. Virgo. IA ➡️ AZ

Joined June 2012
About last night 🍯
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This would be a presidency-ending scandal for anyone else btw.
NEW: Companies whose federal cases Trump dropped gave $210 million to his super PACs.
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Big fan of people who realize I’m something special the first time
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sleeping on a pillow tonight because the chest I want is too far away. 😔
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SUCK MY COCKINESS LICK MY PERSUASION
Now this is how a sample should be used 🙂‍↕️
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that folder is empty😭😭 nah we really are ruled by reptillians aliens man fuckkk
🚨 BREAKING - They said the Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore, and that she walks like she’s new to experiencing our gravity, the clip now circulating with a “President Trump” tag, so is the gait a tell or a joke the hallway made look serious?
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Like this woman is hanging out with heads of states and that mfka had the audacity to fix his ugly ass mouth tryna tell her she needed to SHRINK herself to appease HIM?! Gtfoh
Megan Thee Stallion enjoys girl's outing with Michelle Obama and Lala Anthony at Darling in West Hollywood🧡🧡🧡 Megan's outfit is by independent fashion label Blu Reign. Elite circle only, that's why they stay mad🙂
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When you see your girl out with a guy you don’t recognize, and you slyly ask who it is, but she nods it off cause he ain’t even gon be around long enough for you to care what his name is hahahahahaha
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Derrick Downey Jr. runs a popular Instagram account, where he shares videos of how he takes care of local squirrels. He provides them with food and medical care, and has even helped them nurse their young. Recently posted a charming video of his new tattoo. IG derrickdowneyjr
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Why would you ever do anything besides be sweet to me
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Replying to @Shoniferrr
That's the worst timing honestly. After a long shift you just wanna decompress in peace, not audition for a one-person demolition crew 😭
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Computer glitch.....yeah right.
BREAKING: Computer glitch reportedly delays nearly 600,000 voter registrations in Texas, just days before early voting begins for the midterm elections.
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became an adult in the $80 full tank, $2,500 apartment, $20 chipotle burrito era
people born in 1990-2006, how’s life?
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first in my bloodline to see a moth unboxing.
Breaking a moth out of its cocoon
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was finna squirt on you but you sleep🙄
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Bruh it finally fucking happened. My roommate and I finally exchanged some choice words after the bitch wanted to start cleaning the entire fucking house, vacuuming, dropping shit, slamming doors etc all AFTER I get home from a 6 hour shift and try to lay down and rest. FUCK HER
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To have such little disregard (or maybe it’s on purpose at this point) for someone you cohabitate with is so fucking WEIRD to me!!! I cannot understand it!! I need to find a sublease immediately
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Thanks, I love this 🤣😭😭😭
Had sex with this woman the other night and I put that shit down!! Tried to sit down after that girl caught me mid squat an said “sooooo let me know when you make it home hunny” 😭😭😭.
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Look I’m the last person to cape for a celebrity I don’t know but that persons body language SCREAMS attitude and KC was dressed DOWN and yeah, I believe her.
THE KELLY CLARKSON STORE VIDEO IS OUT 💀
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Like for real 😭
Dating in your 30s is WILD because why are we still dealing with lying, cheating, ghosting, and grown adults whose friends help them live double lives?! 😭😭 Like baby, aren't we supposed to be discussing mortgages, marriage, and retirement plans by now?! 😂
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So freeing lmao
Smokin a blunt with ya titties out don’t ever disappoint.
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