Shoneel Yallattikar

That crazy expectation from the petrol pump worker to fuel up my car in 2.2 secs when I am late for work.

Just lost another fight with a 23 y/o over achiever about how her life is sadder than mine.

All the Dandiya songs are very good only until you are playing dandiya!

Can anybody tell me how to increase the followers on twitter without paying for it or w/o pointing a gun at someone or without buying them out and then opting out of the deal? #followers #howtogetfollowers #twitterinteractions #help

At times I wonder that should the quality of a whatsapp call be rated on the technicality or the contents of the call? What if the voice was loud & clear but I didn't like what was said in that call?

Fast web shows dekhne ki aadat ke wajah se, Maharashtra politics thoda dragged lagne laga hain.

As ola/uber charges us for canceling a booked trip, shouldn't they also add money to our wallets when we get canceled by the driver? @Olacabs @Uber

Dark humour makes my mood light these days.

Be ready to #bethechange #AukaatMeinReh by Ashish Joshi is coming sooooon! #MusicVideo #codirector #producer #mindcraftz Video on YouTube | Audio on Apple Music after the launch.

Knowing myself, I am fully capable of getting jealous of my kid having better toys than what I had. Further on, I am capable of fighting over them too.

Your regular hairstyle suddenly looks at its best right when you go for a haircut.

Mere toh iPhone mein bhi photos kharab hi aate hain...!

After a while even Sadness becomes addictive.

This is to change a popular notion about being a Director. 1. I am not shooting all the time. Shooting is one part of my work. 2. No, I don't spend my weekends/days with actresses. 3. Glamour & my life are 2 distinct realities. 4. I am not rich either. 5. Depression is real.

Aaj main apne parents ko khoob daanta. Maine unse kahan "Mujhko Westside / H&M jaise dukanon mein akele chodda mat karo. Nahi to kabhi bhi middle class se upper middle class ho nahi payenge hum." Gardan jhukake chupchap sunn rahe the bechare.

Has it ever happened to you that, you are feeling suicidal and somebody randomly texts you that 'I don't want to live anymore,' But instead of saying, 'Let's die together.' You actually talk the other person out of negativity and wonder why you did that?

Let me know if anyone of you want any specific company to bear losses - I can make that happen. I got to buy some shares of that company and zoooooop - down goes it's stock value.

Nobody misses me more than the @HathwayBrdband call centers all over India. They check up on me min 7-12 times a day, 30 days/month. I had to break up my relationship, isolate from friends & announce early retirement only to reduce the number of incoming calls to save battery.