The Computer is your friend.

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined August 2017
Sorry but if you're going to use pictures like that it has to rhyme..... "You'll never phish me!" is what you might think, But sooner all later we all click the link
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Shogun Cybersecurity retweeted
Let’s be real, if you’re naive enough to believe you can break into Cyber with a bootcamp, you aren’t ready for a Cyber job
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where do people think the chips that are in the servers that run twitter were made...... or your laptops? or smart phones? or the switches and routers of the internet? and your cars... and your kitchen appliances etc.
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I recently bought a new $2000 M3 Macbook Air and all I've done with it is book my dog into daycare, AMA.
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My 2-step guide to becoming a master troubleshooter: 1. Find trouble. 2. Shoot it.
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My top prediction for social trends in #2025: CEO killing will become A Thing, the same way school shootings have, and will very rapidly become normalised, the same way school shootings have.
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orporate CEOs, suddenly finding their personal safety at risk, will just as suddenly change their tune on gun control. There will be a rising tide of big money opposition against the NRA.
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The Consultant's Creed
if you can't say something nice, say something vague
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Using #biometric identifiers to unlock your devices is bad security. Fight me.
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Or any ridiculous industry certification for that matter
Never have I ever: Taken someone seriously who puts their CISSP behind their name like an MD / PHD
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Just say "Windows"
We need a derogatory term for software marketed at enterprises that’s in no way industry grade in terms of function, security, and use but has gained mass adoption due to sales, marketing and bandwagoning. I propose Fizzleware.
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This is the way.
My company says they don’t do a mobile phone allowance so I just never pick up the phone or respond when my CISO or anyone else from work reaches out via phone
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Shogun Cybersecurity retweeted
several men are apparently upset (?) to find out for the first time (??) that i am a feminist liberal (???) keep tagging me in stupid shit saying “i love your content but” as if my consistent message hasn’t always been to fight against misogyny in tech? lmao i never needed u
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#Careers in #Cybersecurity: take a long weekend, end up 2 weeks behind when you get back to your desk.
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AWS = A Waste of Space GCP = Google Communist Party MS = Multiple Supportengineersstillcantsolveyourproblem
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I ... HATE this place... this zoo.... this prison... this.... reality
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Next con I go to, I'm gonna print thousands of stickers that say #ReplyGuy then just hand them out in bunches to women, so they can stick them on dude's foreheads when they start talking.
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