Sorry but if you're going to use pictures like that it has to rhyme.....
"You'll never phish me!" is what you might think,
But sooner all later we all click the link
Shogun Cybersecurity retweeted
Let’s be real, if you’re naive enough to believe you can break into Cyber with a bootcamp, you aren’t ready for a Cyber job
Shogun Cybersecurity retweeted
where do people think the chips that are in the servers that run twitter were made......
or your laptops? or smart phones? or the switches and routers of the internet? and your cars... and your kitchen appliances etc.
I recently bought a new $2000 M3 Macbook Air and all I've done with it is book my dog into daycare, AMA.
My top prediction for social trends in #2025: CEO killing will become A Thing, the same way school shootings have, and will very rapidly become normalised, the same way school shootings have.
Using #biometric identifiers to unlock your devices is bad security. Fight me.
Shogun Cybersecurity retweeted
several men are apparently upset (?) to find out for the first time (??) that i am a feminist liberal (???) keep tagging me in stupid shit saying “i love your content but” as if my consistent message hasn’t always been to fight against misogyny in tech? lmao i never needed u
#Careers in #Cybersecurity: take a long weekend, end up 2 weeks behind when you get back to your desk.
AWS = A Waste of Space
GCP = Google Communist Party
MS = Multiple Supportengineersstillcantsolveyourproblem
Next con I go to, I'm gonna print thousands of stickers that say #ReplyGuy then just hand them out in bunches to women, so they can stick them on dude's foreheads when they start talking.











