@Shmoncus

Winky dinky donk my weewee goes bonk fuck :)

Joined November 2020
God speed, Spider-Man.
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Huggy Wuggy seeing Freddy Fazbear pull up in Fortnite
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Five Nights at Freddy's is coming to Fortnite!
IT’S ME! See you October 1 @fnaf_scottgames
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PETA is strangely missing from this conversation
TEXAS FARMER SAYS EVERY SINGLE CALF BORN ON HIS FARM SINCE A DATA CENTER WAS CONSTRUCTED NEXT TO IT HAS BEEN STILLBORN.
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Welcome to the basement: TJOC coming 2027!
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but don cheadle we're both boys
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neurodivergent obsession with being a "good" person
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James Gunn could do the funniest thing
Kevin Feige: "I feel like a giant loser and failure" Mahershala Ali: "I agree"
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you’re a loser if you hate on this, they’re clearly someone pretty young too. like sorry some teenager is excited about basics and not black metal. the fact some kid is out there collecting physical media should be celebrated
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Shut the company down, remove all the cameras. Send every executive and lobbyist who wanted this to prison forever.
Hackers ripped a Flock camera off a pole, dumped what was stored on it, and handed the files to WIRED and 404 Media. One camera. 21 days. ~50,000 vehicles. 1.6 million images. About 3,300 cars a day. Peak day: 4,454. Flock sold this as “license plate readers” with on-device encryption. The software on that box wasn’t just reading plates. It was tagging vehicles, bikes, and people. Dozens of shots of a single car. Bumper stickers. Even an American flag patch on a motorcycle bag. They put the encryption key on the camera. Then acted shocked when somebody opened it.
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RTX 5090s are now $7,500 at Best Buy
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SAM ALTMAN YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED
Steam Frame is here! Our wireless VR headset + controllers, available now in the following models: Steam Frame 256GB Steam Frame 1TB Sign up now and learn more on @Steam store.steampowered.com/hardw…
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Trump is 100% selling pardons. You can't make this shit up.
Our hidden camera footage shows lobbyists pitching their services as pardon brokers to a felon who says he’s seeking a presidential pardon. cbsn.ws/4ddAHG4
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dear @LinkedIn, do you mind telling me how the fuck does a third party app (that I just connected for the first time in my life via OAuth) get access to a picture that was deleted off your platform half a year ago?
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God was in the studio with them
24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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how can uk trains charge SO MUCH for train tickets and not even ensure there’s seats for everyone on there
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Those victims might have been called false accusers. They were not just r4ped they were also punished for being r4ped. 10 years is not enough enough.
🚨 BREAKING: Colorado DNA analyst Yvonne “Missy” Woods sentenced to 10 years after deleting male DNA in 32 rape cases — then reporting none was found. She spent 29 years as CBI’s star expert. Investigators now say 1,045 of her cases are tainted. Over 400 were sexual assaults. One murder conviction already tossed. An intern caught her. Concerns were raised more than a decade earlier. She kept testing rape kits anyway. In court, supporters packed the room. Victims shouted “LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!” as she was cuffed and led out. Colorado is now retesting more than 1,000 cases. Prosecutors already cut plea deals in three murder cases rather than risk her work in front of a jury. #Colorado #DNAScandal #JusticeDenied #CBI #SexualAssault
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How it feels to walk past my baby every day waiting for the temperature to drop
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