@ShmileC

A man in the streets and a freak in the tweets; How you’s doin’. Jets, Yankees, Gamecocks

Joined November 2018
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PSA: This beer box is a Halloween costume. Directions are printed right on it. You’re welcome. 🔪🍻
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Me in 8th grade seeing my crush get picked up by Movsar Evloev
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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being Vito Spatafore for halloween
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Dixon Uranus
@RealDixonUranusOct 21
Dapper Detective
@Dapper_DetOct 20
🚨Illegal Aliens from Mexico attempting to cross illegally into the U.S. on the California coast capsized and were attacked by sharks.
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KATY PERRY
@katyperry20 Feb 2012
Replying to @rihanna
@rihanna HAPPY BIRFDAY u hoodrat, bearcunt, crazy, sexy ass, freaky whole bit beotch. I ♥ u so much. Keep it real tonight, as I know u will!
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Time magazine’s shortlist for “Person of the Year”: Colin Kaepernick Kim Jong Un Robert Mueller President Trump Xi Jinping Jeff Bezos Patty Jenkins The #MeToo movement The Dreamers
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alfi
@ClutchLikeRomoOct 20
$1800 for a console it better crawl under my desk while i play and suck my COCK and BALLS for that much
CharlieIntel
@charlieINTELOct 20
Xbox reportedly intends to release its next-generation console in 2028 Xbox reportedly projecting the console to cost $1,200 - $1,800, unless the company subsidizes some of the cost Source: Fortune Magazine
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Q
@RaidersAQOct 20
They’re going to flex this game to the gas station pump tvs
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Wick
@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Sam Monson
@SamMonsonNFLOct 20
If ESPN showed Troy some analytics on why he's not worth the new contract, he might actually murder people.
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That Hurts
@That_HurtsOct 20
Never deleting this app.
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 20
BREAKING: WNBA formally tells Congress that only biological women can play in the league, declaring Enes Kanter Freedom & Royce White ineligible because "both are men.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The WNBA's Oct 16 letter states "only women are eligible to play in the WNBA" and the individuals "are both men" without using "biological" or defining "women"; the CBA uses identical wording. foxnews.com/outkick-sports… tmz.com/2026/10/20/ene… x.com/EnesFreedom/st…
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Josh Pate
@JoshPateCFBOct 19
South Carolina Football
@GamecockFBOct 19
Coming to campus 🤙
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Complex
@ComplexOct 19
Tony Hawk. Bam Margera. One ramp again. The world is healing. 📸: Getty l @MarkyleRondon
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Sam Monson
@SamMonsonNFLOct 19
Arch Manning's dad was a WR. I feel like this needs to be said more.
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Jeff Dye
@JeffDyeOct 19
ESPN : “Do you know sports?” Applicant : “Yes” ESPN : “Can you make every sports issue racial?” Applicant : “Yes” ESPN : “You’re hired”
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Dak Prescott
@dak1 Jun 2013
My mom cooks the Best Fried Chicken!! & She's white #booya
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T 🇹🇹
@AlaskanTomOct 19
Trouble in Mumbai?
On3
@On3Oct 19
NEW: Texas is expected to give more first-team reps to QB KJ Lacey Jr., ESPN reports. Arch Manning is still expected to start. on3.com/news/report-texas-to…
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The #Eagles team doctors responsible for clearing Jalen Hurts to play have reportedly been identified.
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Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 19
Philadelphia Eagles doctors treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots.
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