The world is burning, the girls are wet and wild, most of my loved ones are dying of a terminal illness. Let's get jiggy with it. My Pronouns are Good/Riddance

Al Gore's house, in the bushes
Joined February 2020
How do I pin a tweet. My grandkids blocked me on the snapchat
PSA to anyone who angrily searches through my twitter history, sometimes I say things with the sole intent of pissing people off, it just so happens that those things are also usually pretty funny. I HIGHLY doubt you could figure out my real views based on what I post here.
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Men are slow learners, but we eventually figure women out archwinger.substack.com/p/wo…
Replying to @Archwinger1
Stop. You are not owed the same sex as a previous guy just because a woman's circumstances changed or changed in your mind. There is no rule anywhere that says women are sluts and fuck the first day then make men wait suddenly so STOP
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The modern world has made women so comfortable that some of them think they can beat up men. It's insane.
If you go looking for trouble, you just might find it.
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No matter what they do on camera, they never seem to run out of girls that want to be around them
Streamer Xavier Tried to Throw Her in the Pool… Then She Hit the Concrete Hard
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Replying to @EU_Commission
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Replying to @EU_Commission
Meanwhile, here's an actual photo of Paris
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The EU is literally telling people to ignore their lying eyes
The battle of narratives is going strong. Our countries are a recurring target. It is time to act to tell the stories that make us strong. Let’s live our own story! Protect what matters - our democracy.
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Replying to @Pvinsenok_
How does no adult male know how to throw a punch ?
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Men have a very good idea of how imbalanced it is on dating apps The confusing thing is why women think it's "literally hell" to have to filter through a bunch of guys expressing interest Annoying, sure, but it's a million times better to be on that side of the inequality
I really don’t think men truly grasp how unbalanced it is on dating apps.
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Start calling all blacks Somali. Nothing makes them seethe more. You're welcome.
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I am insanely curious why I am shipping 60 lbs of 1" thick, 50BMG rated, AR500 steel to Starbase, TX. The recipient will have lots of questions to answer on his end, based on my standard CAUTION stickers.
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Calling this zone of the US 'Ronald's Rift'
793 US counties do not have a single McDonald's.
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"Have you thought about the looters feelings you guys"
NOW - Macron addresses the nation, calling for order and says that the youth of France are "expressing great anguish and concern about the future... we need to pay heed to what they are saying and we must not minimise the hardships that they are facing."
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I finally found it. Behold, the perfect metaphor for Western liberal women.
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He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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Stephen Slevin was arrested for drink-driving in August 2005, placed in isolation, and forgotten for almost 2 years. He spent 22 months in jail without a trial, deteriorating so badly he pulled out his own rotting tooth. He hadn’t been convicted. He was still waiting for his case to be heard. Inside New Mexico’s Doña Ana County jail, he wrote requests for medical help as his mental health deteriorated. He became malnourished. Bedsores and fungus developed on his body. His toenails grew so long they curled under his toes. In June 2007, the charges were dropped and he was released. A federal jury awarded him $22 million in 2012. After the county challenged the verdict, he accepted a $15.5 million settlement in 2013. “Walking by me, watching me deteriorate day after day after day,” he said, “and they did nothing at all to get me help.”
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“She is a sister. Don’t loot here, let’s go there!” Muslim rioters in France recognize the shop owner as a fellow Muslim just before nearly destroying her store by accident. Not a single Muslim-owned business or mosque has been looted in the riots.
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Replying to @tafphorisms
Bleeding heart? means very. Penultimate? means very. Ontological? You guessed it, means very.
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Les racistes avaient raison.
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