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Dave Bigelow

@ShittyFOHguy

Professional liquor taster, semi pro pinball player, and total amateur audio guy

Joined May 2011
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Never flying @SouthwestAir again, just had to run across the entire Houston airport to make my connecting flight. I shouldn't have gone cheap and cheated on @Delta
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Apparently this is what flying with poor people is like.
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Hey @Legrand, who thought this was a good design?
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Replying to @amazon
@amazon it's only the laptop I need for tour in like 5 days, no worries
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I normally wouldn't worry but you lost one of my other orders recently, if I gotta go to @BestBuy and spend 300 more are you gonna cover the difference?
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I was off on the 11, it was 21, a buddy of mine gave me a ride, you're fucking your drivers, bad business.
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Why is my “for you” feed nothing but far right bullshit? Do better X.
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Decided to buy a @sternpinball @IronMaiden Legacy Of The Beast, here's game number 4 on it.
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Wise words, RIP Sheik
The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) profile pictureThe Iron Sheik@the_ironsheik9 Jun 2018
TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Whenever I use a public bathroom I always take the middle stall so that the next person who comes in is forced to play battleshits with me.
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You can run, but you can’t hide. 🫣
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You don't have to ask me to take the most direct route from FOH to the stage twice today.
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Guess what time it is?
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YES!
Brie Larson (@brielarson) profile pictureBrie Larson
@brielarson18 Feb 2022
See you in a year, Carol. ✴️
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Remember back when a bunch of dipshits made a virus a political thing? Oh wait, it's still happening.
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Cleaning out the beater truck to sell it, found these blasts from the past
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Has anyone one ever seen these two guys in the same room at the same time? 🤔
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"Last Valentine's day you took out dookie stain right?" #ThingsOverheardInAPlanetFitnessLockerRoom
(Musicians.)
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Wow.
Ray Paulick (@raypaulick) profile pictureRay Paulick
@raypaulick6 Dec 2021
Kentucky Derby first place finisher Medina Spirit suffered a sudden death after working five furlongs this morning at Santa Anita, Dr. Jeff Blea, @caCHRB equine medical director, has confirmed.
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