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In our latest CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel Advisor Kim Fatty the Third shared his thoughts on the art of patience, waiting for the market to make the first mistake, and why sometimes the best trade is simply letting everyone else make the wrong one. #SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

New Listing: The Magnificent Four Portfolio The Magnificent Four is a systematic 1/N portfolio construction strategy that assigns an equal 25% target weight to each constituent. Rather than relying on market-cap weighting, the strategy deliberately distributes capital evenly across the basket, reducing single-name concentration and providing a transparent allocation framework. The portfolio can be accessed and executed directly through Shitadel Securities, turning a static allocation model into an actionable onchain position. Users can deploy capital into the basket through a single portfolio interface rather than independently sourcing and sizing each underlying position. Portfolio performance remains a function of constituent returns, volatility, covariance and correlation, so equal capital weights should not be interpreted as equal risk contribution. For traders, the key advantage is execution abstraction: the portfolio defines the allocation logic, while Shitadel provides the interface for deploying capital into that strategy. Instead of manually managing four separate positions, users get a single systematic exposure with clearly defined weights and portfolio-level performance tracking. Trade now: shitadel.fun/explore/mag4

In our inaugural CONNECT//SHITPOSTING series, Shitadel’s Chief Meme Officer Kenny G shared his insights on the art of knowing when to short the market and why the best alpha sometimes starts with a meme. #SHITPOSTatSHITADEL

New Listing: Arcus Perps Duo Portfolio The @arcus_xyz Arcus Perps Duo Portfolio packages two fixed-leverage perpetual positions into a single, equal-weight portfolio: 50% pBTC3x and 50% pHOOD3x. Each pToken represents a pro-rata interest in an underlying Arcus perpetuals account, abstracting away direct margin and position management while maintaining targeted 3× long exposure. By combining crypto and tokenized equity exposure in one portfolio, the strategy provides a simple onchain wrapper for diversified leveraged positioning across BTC and HOOD, with the portfolio automatically split equally between the two vaults. In short: two markets, two 3× positions, one portfolio. Deposit today and trade now on Shitadel: shitadel.fun/explore/arcus-p…

In our latest CONNECT//Conversations series, puzzle creator @davidkwong shared his insights on how to come up with big, creative ideas by embracing constraints. #CONNECTatCitadel

From Wikipedia: Kenneth “Mayo” Griffin is a corrupt American hedge fund manager, entrepreneur, investor and a liar. He is the founder, chief executive officer, co-chief investment officer, Vlad Tenev’s daddy, and 85% owner of Citadel LLC, aka Shitadel, a multinational hedge fund and the largest corrupt and rigged market maker in the U.S. 🙌🏻💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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