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BitingWit.

Charleston, South Carolina
Joined October 2012
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Replying to @mcuban
@mcuban American needs leaders like you NOW. Please form your own political party and start turning our disasterous direction around. I’m in. Where do I need to donate for your party and campaign?
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Whelp, I want to #X-it and X won’t let me #DeactivateX. Logged out and logged back in to see if it was a password problem. Is the Evil Shadow president @elonmusk holding hostages now?
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When you go to great lengths to piss off 100 million women this is the well deserved shitposting you get…
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I'm attending Charleston County Democratic Party's event, “Fall 2024 Volunteer Orientation & GOTV Planning” - sign up now to join me! events.democrats.org/event/6…
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Yep, that’s the Orange Stain & Couchofile wingnuts in nutshell
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This Tim Walz video is priceless. I mean, talk about relatable. This guy can sit down with anybody and jabber away happily. He’s Vance’s kryptonite 💣 youtu.be/ez19iQMirzE?si=nqem…
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I'm attending The Democratic National Committee's event, “National Organizing Call w/ Vice President Harris” - sign up now to join me! events.democrats.org/event/6…
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I'm attending The Democratic National Committee's event, “National Organizing Call w/ Vice President Harris” - sign up now to join me! events.democrats.org/event/6…
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The Secret Service is going to have to rethink his code name. #couchfucker Is easy to remember and as sticky as an earworm. Read "Why JD Vance is being dogged by couch memes — and struggling in general' on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-QED5S/Isya…
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Read "“JD Vance Couch” Searches Outpace “Trump Shooting” Queries on Google' on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-Cto7d/ceHd…
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😡 @slashfilm What we have here is a failure to FACT CHECK! Strother Martin played the Captain / Warden. 😡 l.smartnews.com/p-ofHxp/C87r…
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🤬🤬🤬🤬@CoinBase is making #Zombies look bad with its #SHIBARMY trading fail.
Replying to @Citi
@Citi basically just froze charges on my credit card for 15 days because I made a $4000 payment and paid it off. WTF They want my bank to call @Citi to tell them it cleared my account -- 4 DAYS AGO. THEY HAVE THE FUNDS.
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