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YhomiAce retweeted
IT'S TIME!!! 🤘🎸🕛🎄 #SoldeJaneiroPartner
YhomiAce retweeted
"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
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YhomiAce retweeted
At that time i left to France, I already had four children.
He supported my decision and fully funded it.
I didn't go on scholarship.
He paid for everything.
If you know how much it costs to travel abroad for studies and live there for months, do the maths.
You understand what I'm talking about.
So, please, keep your opinions to yourself. I made the decision I believed was right for me and my family.
I went abroad for further studies, and when I was done, I told my husband I wanted to stay back.
I loved the country, the security, the system, and the quality of life.
My plan was for him and the children to join me with time.
But he said he had no plans of leaving Nigeria.
I tried to explain my concerns: insecurity, inflation, blah blah blah....
His response? “Get a lawyer to file for divorce. I can't do long-distance marriage with you.
I carried my two left legs and came back.
YhomiAce retweeted
I am about to cast a very important way the female brain operates.
“The Female Recency Theory”
A woman’s appreciation of a man’s gestures is inversely proportional to how long ago he made them.
If you had to choose between starting a business for a woman and giving her gifts randomly over time, go for the latter.
Women don’t know how to hold on to the emotional gratification of things you did a long time ago. They’re often more influenced by recent experiences.
For instance, if you set up a business for her with ₦3 million in 2020, but from then until 2026, you suddenly became stingy, she might end up resenting you.
You’d probably be better off spreading that ₦3 million across six years, consistently doing thoughtful things for her along the way. She’ll love you more for that.
This is how 90% of them think.
YhomiAce retweeted
Les Nigérians qui prient pour que ce soit leur président wesh y a pas à être égoïste comme ça , Vous l’avez depuis 3 ans seulement nous on supporte le nôtre depuis 44 ans Vous pouvez nous accorder ce décès, non ? 😭
YhomiAce retweeted
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YhomiAce retweeted
The funniest thing happened tonight.
I entered a ‘korope’ going to Lekki 1 but the passengers looked sus to me, so I sat at the edge, by the door like the conductor 😭
Then the driver stopped at a bustop to pick another suspicious looking young man, so I hopped out for the young man to get in…
Now, the young man is looking at me while looking at the other sus passengers, said “una be thief”, and ran off 😂