Into tech, memes, and punching woke nonsense. Creator of https://xitter.cf/t.co/5A3XS9UStf

The Temple of Tech
Joined June 2019
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Guys trying to find a wife in 2026.
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Don’t forget : the market loves volatility. $TSLA should be at $480 and move slowly higher with Cybercab rolling out. That would happen in a universe in that the market applies future cash flows and probabilities correctly to a stock. Instead it’s at $350 , waits until there are a few thousand Cybercabs commercially deployed, then probably goes up 10-20% a day for a series of days, overshoots to $600, and crashes back to $500. Why? Because the market loves volatility. The key is to ignore the market, track progress , apply your own probabilities and future cash flows and invest accordingly. For tactical alpha chasers, you can overlay that with some options strategies. It works like a charm if you know how to. If you don’t, it’s not so good
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There are now FIVE Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Or perhaps I should say "Horsepersons"
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Pov: cops after raiding cyberleeks home
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babe. we need grok bot.
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This is my mum by the way, I lost her last year. She and dad worked extra shifts to afford an Amiga 500 and they supported me when I said I didn’t want to go to University. Royalties from Worms let me care for her the last few years. Everything I am now is because of them. RIP
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FSD in Sweden 🇸🇪 Tesla estimates that 15 collisions would have been avoided in April to July in Sweden if FSD would've been approved here. Ivan Komusanac, EU Policy and Business Development Manger at Tesla posted this on LinkedIn, with the following video. "A bit on Sweden and FSD (Supervised). Below is a recent video from Nacka, where FSD (Supervised) slowed down and avoided a collision of our test vehicle with a bus that recklessly crossed the solid lane. Tesla HW4 owners drove 169 million kilometers manually in Sweden since 10 April 2026 until end of July. Had FSD (Supervised) been recognised in Sweden then and assuming those manually driven kilometers were driven with FSD (Supervised) active and assuming the same level of improvement observed in 5 countries that approved FSD (Supervised) (and where traffic is denser), 15 collisions could have been avoided. Every additional month without approving FSD (Supervised) in Sweden means continued higher rates of harsh events, AEB activations and collisions (4 per month) that the data show are avoidable."
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babe. cybercab and tesla semi both launching this year. can you believe that? there's gonna be so many mkbhd and pregnant bill gates memes this week. oh yeah. and 6 million batteries at giga shanghai. doesnt that blow your mind? anyway. the stock is down so prep the ramen.
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After falling behind AOC in 2028 presidential predictions, Gavin Newsom has decided to freeze his eggs
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Zero debt. 7-8 hours of sleep per night. Low body fat percentage. Nutrition is perfect. Mental health on track. Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated. This was my peak. I was 8 years old.
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Why I am BULLISH on Tesla Stock Again xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1AxRnZorg…
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I missed the debate. Who won between Candace Owens and the guy whose wife is a whore?
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Je vous présente l’éclipse. Financée par vos impôts celle-là.
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The Big Shart 🤣
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Ap-manualen for krisehåndtering: 1. Benekt 2. Sykemeld 3. Vent til folk glemmer
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So far John Cleese is the only member of our so-called creative industry who has the guts to keep commenting on real life. Respect.
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It all started with a male ego
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