Michael Shepherd

Nothin like a beer and a j after a days work #bj lol

Stocking up at the lcbo tonight!

Being home sucks, rather be by the beach, smelling that sea breeze 🌊💨

It’s time for a vaca. Like way passed due for a vaca. Maybe if I keep saying vaca I will wake up on a vaca 🙃 #taketimetomaketime

Thank god Fridays are half days at work right now! Be better if it was every Friday forever! #dreams

Why does it always snow hard Sunday into Monday, like the universe just likes to screw everyone’s work week… like #comeon

It should be illegal to be working outside today, straight up!

Can someone throw me a bone! Or like a cool 500 k 🙃 #nostress

What happened to “when the province is at 75% vaccinated we would be getting back to normal.” Seems like we are farther from normal now then we were!? Wtf

So cost of living going up 22% ah!? Fuck me, just FuCK ME! 🙃

Merry Christmas everybody!! Nothing but health and happiness this holiday season! And hopefully better days ahead! 👍🏽🥂

Yo someone tell me how to tap into that market of selling farts!? Who wants toe nail clippings!? Since peeps are buying farts, I think toe nails are fair game no? 20$per nail? #ridiculous

In a shit headspace right now, when will it go away!

Who’s trying for that 65 Mill lottery!? Best believe I am! Shit! #couldyouimagine

Can we skip Monday this week! Fuck it! Every week! #please

This morning was a classic “bun work” type of day! #stillwenttoworktho 😒

My hatred for the cold seems to grow more and more each year #straightup

Yo not looking forward to snow #noteeadyyet