Very smiley - anyone know where I can access the full document ? Doesn’t seem to be on line anywhere yet …. Thanks

I know that there may be more important world problems but has anyone else found that Yorkshire Tea teabags are not as robust as they used to be …. Maybe I am too aggressive in making my tea but the bags seem to be continually breaking @YorkshireTea

Finally open a second lane and it’s broken …bad luck or incompetence……nah transferred to another lane and bag tray doesn’t scan so back to start …..should have stayed in bed !

That ikea flat pack furniture can be tricky - not sure it needs until next week to finish it

My kick the can down the road tax would already be raising lots of cash

I can highly recommend it’s shorter than today’s version but guernsey section is a one pager with “ we have no idea as the tax office is so far behind and we can’t decide on what other taxes we need to raise to fill the black hole but we will kick the can down the road anyway”

Not sure they have researched beard window wallpaper or hat tax yet though they could introduce a new “kicking can down the road tax” as this would probably raise a lot of money.

Doesn’t say much about the quality of the other 402 if you have to bring someone in who wasn’t an MP

Have 100% Soc sec contribution record but still have to contribute as still working - if I draw my pension early I get a reduction based on 100% not the c110% will have paid in and then I pay tax on my pension which is taxed contributions- not very fair or equitable !

Maybe we can reduce the size of the Assembly by instead of having one deputy for every 3,000 residents we have one deputy for every 3,000 voters !!!! No representation without participation….

Where can I find the turnout numbers ? Anyone know ?

What World Cup is that then ?

Poor phraseology but 100% true

Delayed - a few issues at Heathrow me thinks !

Interesting date of birth in Bergerac - maybe there was a time shift filming between Jersey and Devon !

BA have to leave to get into Heathrow - flight still only half full……

Tenerife airport complete joke - sitting on half empty BA plane which was scheduled to depart at 6:25 - just spent 2 hours 25 mins in passport queue !!!! Thanks BA for waiting but you could have informed us !

What this doesn’t say is that the strain is B which is not covered by the free vaccine offered. So a little bit economical with the truth !

Still got mine if anyone fancies a game !