He/Him. At the intersection of software, medicine, and law. Often the least competent person in the room.

Joined February 2009
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
The argument Taylor Swift rides on the coattails of men and circumstance is oft-refrain of denigration. She was privileged to be where she was. But are innumerable people with similar benefit, backwards and forwards in time. And still, there is only one Taylor Swift.
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Everything I learned about the law, I learned from Air Bud.
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Protip: If you say “I have plausible deniability” you are in fact removing yourself from any claim of deniability, plausible or otherwise.
This idiot.
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Don’t worry guys, there’s a possibility that I don’t know I’m leaking classified documents to you so I’m fine. #AimHigher
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Ian is an expert in armchairs retweeted
BlueSky's Privacy Policy says that there's no such thing as good InfoSec & if anything happens to your data because they don't care, it's 100% not their fault They 'may' 'attempt' to notify you of a breach Reminder: if you want to argue this, its individual private arbitration.
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Don’t care about the RSA Drama, but it looks like Twitter just made changes to it’s protected account code. When I click a qt of someone private, I can see the private tweet for a moment before it gets blocked.
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Banging my last two brain cells together trying to spark a pile of idea salad into a coherent argument.
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Did the Assistant to the Solicitor General just “Per my previous email” a SCOTUS judge 🤣 scotusblog.com/2023/04/justi…
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Protip: when describing a direct payments incentive scheme in an executive PowerPoint presentation, don’t include a slide with a wedding photo and the caption “Here comes the bribe.” ~brought to you by FTC complaint letters
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Was in a hospital the yesterday snd saw signs for the “Coumadin clinic”
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The Vatican has not yet released a statement on what impact Jesus’s verified phone number will have on the dogma of intercession.
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The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep one last time.
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Grover doesn’t need a checkmark, everybody knows he’s a real one.
My cute adorable blue checkmark is now gone, but I, your cute adorable blue monster, am still here!
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They’re running the tornado sirens right now, for SEVERE WEATHER AWARENESS DAY. So please, don’t be alarmed that the tornado sirens are going off in the middle of a rainstorm, on a day that isn’t the monthly test day… jfc
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blocking everyone who still has a blue checkmark:
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Midwest storm cells are out of control
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