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Loved by some, hated by others - building @P2Pdotme intensely. Founding intern & Initiator of P2P Protocol. Father. Family man.
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Sheldon Cooper retweeted
🚀 How to Become a @P2Pdotme Merchant
Want to become a merchant on P2P.me? Here’s how the process works 👇
1️⃣ Stake USDC on the Protocol
To become a merchant, you first need to stake USDC on the P2P.me protocol.
Your stake determines the maximum order size you are eligible to receive.
Example:
If you stake 200 USDC, you can receive orders below 200 USDC.
If a user places an order above your eligible limit, that order will not be assigned to you.
2️⃣ Link Your Bank Account
After staking USDC, you need to link your bank account to P2P.me.
This allows users to make INR payments directly to your linked bank account when they purchase USDC.
3️⃣ How Orders Are Assigned
Orders are assigned automatically by the P2P.me algorithm.
For example, a user wants to buy 100 USDC.
The algorithm checks eligible merchants and selects 5 merchants who can handle the order.
The order is then made available to those merchants, and an active merchant can accept it.
⚡ Being active and responding quickly can help you grab available orders.
4️⃣ User Makes the Payment
Once you accept the order:
➡️ Your UPI ID is shared with the user.
➡️ The user pays the INR amount to your bank/UPI.
➡️ You check your bank account and confirm that the payment has actually been received.
➡️ Once you verify the payment, you release the USDC and complete the order.
⚠️ Always verify the payment in your bank account before releasing USDC.
5️⃣ Your Merchant Balance Updates
Let's say:
100 USDC = ₹10,000
You receive ₹10,000 from the user and release 100 USDC.
After completing the order:
💰 Your available USDC balance decreases by 100 USDC
🏦 Your bank balance increases by ₹10,000
As you continue completing orders, your available USDC balance and bank balance determine the orders you can handle.
🔄 How the Cycle Continues
The algorithm considers your available merchant balance when assigning new orders.
For example, if you have:
100 USDC available + ₹10,000 available in your bank
You may be eligible for new orders within the applicable limits.
You complete the order → receive INR → release USDC → your balances update → and the cycle continues.
🚀 In Simple Words:
Stake USDC → Link Bank → Receive Orders → Accept → Receive INR → Verify Payment → Release USDC → Complete Order → Receive More Orders
That's how the P2P.me Merchant Program works.
Ready to become a merchant? 🌎💰
🚀 Day 4/15 — Your First Buy & Sell Orders
We’ve covered what the @P2Pdotme Merchant Program is, how easy it is to get started, and "how to stake".
Today, we’re getting into the core of being a merchant 👇
💰 How to "accept Buy orders"
💵 How to "handle Sell orders"
⚡ How the order flow works from start to finish
No complicated steps. Just understand the flow and follow it.
15 Days. One Merchant Journey.
Day 4 starts now.
Sheldon Cooper retweeted
@P2Pdotme cooking with gas lately
WAU, pace of new customer onboarding, and $ volumes all up and to the right
Someone is going to build the dominant platform for onramping the world's developing economies
That person might just be @SheldonP2P
solana:P2PXup1ZvMpCDkJn3PQxtBYgxeCSfH39SFeurGSmeta
People find comfort in their tribal roots, but make a living through global cooperation.
Our biology seeks familiarity and belonging. Our survival, however, depends on our ability to cooperate with others and contribute to the collective global spirit.
For much of the past 50 years, and for much of the next 50, one of humanity’s most important challenges will be balancing the needs of the individual tribal spirit with those of the collective global spirit.
Resistance is a weak path to progress.
Creation is a strong path to progress.
Create something that makes existing system obsolete than resisting the system.
Play your game.
Picked inspiration from @cz_binance - for the very first time in life
Great work sir 🫡
Did you try hype.house ?
30-day Crew Challenge 🏆
We'll match 10% of your crew's verified net realized PnL, capped at $50 per crew and $150 total.
Minimum $5k verified crew volume. Spot trading only.
No wash trading or fake volume.
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This is so fucking true
The same part of brain that makes you a hopeless degenerate also makes you super intense and effective if you just shift your focus from one thing to another.
Whom did I offend?
To offend a strong man, tell him a lie, To offend a weak man, tell him the truth
— Marcus Aurelius
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I care deeply about what people think of P2P and me. I am lying if I say otherwise.
The way CT reacted to our Polymarket fiasco deeply saddened me and left scars. But it also taught me some invaluable lessons about human nature.
How irrational crowds can be. Who deserves your trust, and who doesn’t. Who you should do business with, and who you should treat as your own brothers.
Ironically, what began as a marketing stunt became the most spiritually rewarding experience of my entire P2P journey.
Sometimes, the experiences that hurt you the most teach you the most🫡
Raise $2B.
Lock investors the right at the top.
Use daily revenues to buy back the tokens you sold them. Meanwhile, investors who can’t stomach a bear market sell their bags just to recover whatever principal they can.
The result? The token stays around its launch price despite massive revenue potential.
What token is this? Sell to paper hands. Buy back from paper hands. 🫡
And then they wonder why the token isn’t $PUMP-ing despite all the revenue. 🫡
Because the team decided to exit before the community did.
That’s why. 😓
This company has no kindness left for degenerates until they go extinct.
Save the degenerates 🫡
pump/sol & pump/usd pairings, swapped some more solana into pump betting on weekly close > .0055 and .01+ shortly after
already 5x off bottom from summer & leading altcoin thus far this cycle
believe this breaking ATHs will raise ceilings for all new launches, still very underowned, yearlong accumulation & buybacks remain consistent with crosschain mobile app gaining traction
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other general market thoughts
zec 400 to 1600 in Q3, up from 40 in september of 2025, (500M -> 20B mcap) by far the top crypto performer of the past year, entering the double bubble turbulent area where price action becomes most volatile and blow off top ensues, i believe btc 2017 is best comp, aggressive uptrend+selloffs all year
btc eth & sol holding above range highs after good move off the lows from the summer, pa has been clean, no large liq runs yet but believe most are still offsides, think higher before pullbacks
hype & lit have been strong but recently sold off p aggro on robinhood perps integration news, believe this is the time period where it will make the most sense for hyperliquid & lighter to be aggressive with marketing, especially hyperliquid as i feel they have dominated but mostly exhuasted all of the liquidity of the crypto native cohort, hyperliquid has ~100k active traders? RH has 25M DAUs, want to see hyperliquid move aggressively into marketing towards more retail but also tradfi HNWI clients, am sure they are already thinking of ways to do this but is necessary step for them becoming 1T+ behemoth as Jeff envisions, partnership with Kraken on US integration is a big step
this is also the area where i expect a lot of builders to capitalize, HL builder codes are designed in such a way that retail frontends can build easily on top, believe gamified hyperliquid mobile apps will be some of the most successful crypto apps this cycle, similar to trading terminals success last cycle with onchain coins, social trading has been huge sofar with onchain coins, but PNLs on perps are much larger & whoever figures out how to tap that liquidity wins huge
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timing altcoins
zec uptrend started sept 2025
hype uptrend started jan 2026
pump uptrend started july 2026
ZEHYPERPUMP still strongest 3 imo
stating because i believe it will be important to be able to determine where different altcoins are in their market cycles, crypto does not trade one to one anymore, btc eth sol were all in downtrend for most of the year while hype outperformed aggressively, pump was in downtrend for a year straight while zcash pumped 20x, alt szns are an ever-rotating game, not something that happens all at the same time, being able to recognize when certain trends are beginning and others are ending is a necessary skill for compounding wins together
if i had to guess in terms of timing macro trends in three parts, id say zec is in its last third, hype is in its middle third, & pump is in its first third
it takes time for a base to build on assets before demand outweighs supply and uptrend begins & the opposite happens at tops when supply eventually outweighs demand
go look at old coinbase & robinhood charts, same trend diff timeframe
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anyway my point being i believe we are entering a new phase for alts doing well, onchain & cex alts, cex alts currently have extreme discounts because of how poorly they did last cycle, imo this is your opportunity for identifying gems in the piles of trash, because there are some out there and most still believe crypto is a scam
there is a lot of sidelined capital looking for things to bid, VCs & smart retail alike
the time to make your list of which coins to start buying is now, everything is floored
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TLDR:
Q4 bias: bullish, pullback + OI wipe in October, early bull market but late lev entries dangerous, high conviction spot positions safe
highest conviction: PUMP
invalidation levels: 74k, 73, .0034, 750, 95
concerns: rates/war/dxy strength
You are not gonna manifest something meaningful.
If you are not curious enough to find the cause on why you should be doing that thing.
P2P is a new kind of onchain ramp infrastructure.
Its ground-up design enables properties that traditional ramps simply weren’t built to provide.
- Privacy by design. Anonymity enabled through ZK-KYC, without compromising fraud prevention.
- Censorship resistance. Built on @base, with community governance enabled by @MetaDAOProject.
- Community-operated. People helping people, rather than relying entirely on a centralised operator.
- Open and composable. Infrastructure anyone can build on through @p2pkitdotcom.
Why does this matter?
- Privacy matters. Ramps are a critical point of identity exposure to governments, corporations and hackers. Users deserve better.
- Self-custody matters. Onchain infrastructure allows users to retain control of their funds instead of trusting a centralised exchange with their assets.
- Decentralisation matters. Community operation and governance can reduce dependence on centralised control and single points of failure.
- Open infrastructure matters. When anyone can build on the same rails, developers can create applications and financial products we can’t even imagine today.
Emerging markets need more than access to crypto. They need financial infrastructure built around privacy, self-custody, resilience and permissionless innovation.
These properties won’t emerge from putting a new interface on top of the old system.
They require entirely new infrastructure, built from the ground up.
That’s what we’re building with P2P. 🫡
Sheldon Cooper retweeted
🇻🇪 Venezuela, ya estamos aquí.
Después de todo el trabajo detrás de escena, hoy por fin podemos decirlo:
PayQR ya está live en Venezuela. 🇻🇪
Los comercios ya pueden aceptar pagos con métodos de pago locales y recibir la liquidación en USDC.
Queríamos llevar PayQR a Venezuela y hoy ese momento llegó.
Ahora toca construirlo junto a ustedes.
Venezuela, gracias por recibirnos.
Sheldon Cooper retweeted
I think we’re still too early in building this network for emerging markets, and take rate isn’t even an important metric at this stage.
The only metric that really matters is adoption - which ultimately shows up in volume.
If enough people can trust us with their financial lives by using our apps and network, we become the financial infrastructure of the future. Once that trust is established at scale, we can eventually capture more spread - essentially a “trust tax.”
As a new financial system, the P2P Network has fundamental advantages over banks, CEXs and self-custody wallets. We have a product stack purpose-built for the realities of emerging markets.
What we don’t have yet is trust in the network and platform at scale.
If we solve that by driving adoption first, the network can become a core part of the global financial access across emerging markets. At that point, customers will be far more willing to pay the network for the trust, convenience and infrastructure it provides.
This can be a 1000x outcome over the next 10 years.
What makes you think that isn’t venture-scale?
There are many risks.
But there is also a tremendously large opportunity. 🫡
Be @allocateur
Raise $250,000 on MetaDAO to build Hot Wheels gacha + marketplace
Launch 1.5 months later, all packs sell out in ~an hour
2 weeks later, raise $475,000 at a 5x markup from @dba_xyz and angels, who are making the bet that the business could get a lot bigger
It’s more efficient to place all the bets first and then run the growth engine.
Then to start the engine and then place bets.
This is my playbook for P2P’s growth.
P2P September metrics 🫡
- $5.41M in total volume processed
- 44,662 on/off-ramps processed
- 6,650 active users served
- +12.5% MoM growth in volume
Another month of steady growth across emerging markets.
The full September update is coming soon - with more on growth, product, markets, and what are we going after
🫡
As the bets get placed - the execution looks unfocused and it might seem as if we don’t know what we are doing.
But as the growth playbook takes off - it’s becomes super easy to run the game over an year or more - after which can once again look at business from birdseye - recalculate and take new bets 🫡
More growth loading for P2P and I can confidently say this because I believe in my playbook 🫡