How long would 3.25kg of @YorkshireTea last you? I predict 3-4 months for me #tea

I played in my first roller derby scrim today and it was an absolute blast! I also won a Most Valuable Player award which is mad! Hard work and training pays off!! #rollerderby #MVP #rookie

Do you think these trousers come with stilts or do you have to buy them separately?

Yes @Surfy_UKI Finally a goth detergent 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 #Gothsdolaundrytoo

My dog sings along to Beethoven, what does yours do? #beethoven #classicfm #doggo

Thinking about my favourite childhood book and getting sad that there’s no mummy skeleton because big, little and dog skeleton all died in an accident and she survived - or mummy skeleton killed them. Happy Halloween 💀

Great to see @AldiUK selling biodegradable cotton buds! 👌

I REALLY want to complain about another company. Being harassed by our old letting agent who were awful. Why do letting agents act like complete assholes? They think they can get away with it because tenants are too scared of being evicted and having to pay high moving costs!

For a minute I was wondering how difficult it would be to play this upright piano

If anyone could give my little puppy Ezio a vote that would be awesome!! facebook.com/shares/view?id=…

Had an absolute blast at the @itvstudios in Leeds for our extra special VIP @McCainUK @emmerdale studio and village tour!! Today I held a BAFTA, met some cast, danced outside the Woolpack, sat on the Dingle sofa, stroked a stuffed cat in the vets and made the Hotton Courier!!

Someone has made a twitter account just to troll me. I would feel honoured if anything they said actually made sense @WaaahWhite Maybe its a bot? A troll bot? Sounds like a bot got overly offended #snowflake

I bet native Zulu speakers would find non native speakers singing The Circle of Life absolutely hilarious “Arrrrrrrsene Wengeeeeeeer....”

The Hurricane Heist, combining two of my favourite movie plots. Extreme weather and bank robbery - is it going to live up to my expectations?

Dipping felafel in hummus is like dipping avocado into guacamole

Had loads of fun performing in @PlaysScott’s “All By Myself” with these reprobates! Being a crazy person was great! FISH!! @Hannahgalliers @abigailrose_g

Is it too early to start prepping Friday nights dinner?! No holds barred when it comes to extra extra slow cooked pulled pork

Does anyone else write their Mother’s Day card with the aim of bringing their mum to tears?

I’m trying to think of what other context this could be..... @emmerdale?? I can’t wait for the storyline about this! #stoned #emmerdale #420

Megagaming - Crisis in Elisium in full swing! #megagames