Amateur Saturday morning football club plying our trade in the SDFPL

Sheffield, England
Joined August 2019
Annual end of season fixture between past and present players this morning. Still going strong with an average age of 44. Connor won Manager’s and Players’ Player of the Year - probably a sympathy award because he was megged by Toni and then missed a pen. Up the Inter.
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0-4 defeat in the second round of the cup against @BeerhouseF. Bare XI, with a new lad at the back and 51yo gaffer at RB. Gave it a good go, just ran out of steam.
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Cracking 6-1 win vs @parksteelsfc development this morning. Caleb Beardsall hat-trick, Tod Johnson, Luke Mapstone and Harry Briggs with the goals.
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At the 16th time of asking - International secure promotion from the bottom tier of the Sheffield & District Fair Play League. What a season it’s been for a group of old blokes who shouldn’t have even been in the running given the average age of the squad. Up the Inter 💜💛
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Inter beat Game Changer 7-1 this morning to secure second place.
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3-2 comeback winners at Sheffield Union this morning. Probably our biggest ever win. Carl, Tod and Jamie W goalscorers. One game to go - three points needed to secure promotion for the first time in our history 😳
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1-1 draw vs Yorkshire Wanderers today - a bit off it in the first half but better after the break - ball just wouldn’t go in the net. Two games left.
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Back at home tomorrow morning, vs Yorkshire Wanderers. 10.30ko at Thomas Rotherham College.
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Big BIG win today - a very tight game against Sheffield Union went our way - Connor notching the only goal of the game. Not pretty but plenty of graft and got the three points. Three games to go. 🌍⚽️
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Average age of 38.7 this morning - loads missing - 2/3 still on a bender from last night - and won 3-1 away at Sheffield Athletic. Tod hit a hat-trick, but it was a solid away performance from the old boys.
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4-3 defeat in the return fixture with Sheffield Trinity yesterday. Really disappointing.
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A great display this morning sees us to a 6-0 win over Sheffield rivals Trinity. Solid debut for Washington Ortega between the sticks and some great performances all round. ⚽️ scorers - Jamie x2, Mike, Meg, Macca and an own goal
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Any ground hoppers fancy taking in a Saturday AM game - we are at Thomas Rotherham College tomorrow vs Zion New Boys, kickoff 10.30am.
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2-0 up vs JBM today but had to settle for a 2-2 draw. Scorers were Scottie and Tod.
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4-3 win against Donny Vulcan this morning. Drab and goal-less first half, then went 4-0 up, then nearly threw it all away. Two goals for Tod, one each for Meg and Jamie Ward.
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Battered 1-7 by Red Lion this morning. Not entirely fair as the opposition had an average age of less than 35 but doesn’t help when the admin/goalkeeper has his gloves and boots on the wrong limbs for the day. Delete the day from the calendar and move on eh.
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4-0 win away at Byron House this morning. Tod completed a hat trick with a Van Persie header and Jamie Ward nonchalantly put one top corner from 20 yards.
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Beat 0-8 by @Pumas_Mens this morning. Credit to the lads who turned up to take their punishment. Nowhere near good enough to compete like but, put a shift in.
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As dire as we were last time out - the boys were superb this morning. 3-1 winners away at JBM Sports. Jamie Ward hit a superb hat-trick but all 15 lads deserve credit for their efforts. Top of Division 1 in cup next week - they’ll not know what hits the them 😂
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Well there we have it. A 15 years of existence and we’ve just put in our worst ever performance. Absolutely apocalyptic but won it 2-1 in the last minute. Goals from Jamie Ward and Stephen Mayfield. Let’s pretend that never happened.
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