Comical isn't even the word for these headlines anymore.
Oil Tumbles As Qatar, Pakistan Tout 'Compromise Proposal' To End Iran War zerohedge.com/geopolitical/t…
"Production"
🤣
We've lost our minds.
"Engineering Flex": Flying Tesla Roadster Wows Wall Street, But Production Waits Until 2028 zerohedge.com/technology/eng…
So, 94,000,000 gallons.
US Daily Diesel Consumption = 125 million gallons
🤡 show continues
How's that Australian beef coming along?
TRUMP ANNOUNCES DEAL WITH PUTIN FOR RUSSIAN DIESEL SUPPLIES
President Trump says he held a “highly successful” discussion with Vladimir Putin, securing an agreement for Russia to supply diesel to U.S. and global markets.
According to Trump, Russia will deliver over 300,000 tons immediately, followed by 500,000 tons in November and another 1 million tons thereafter.
The announcement comes amid tight global diesel supplies and elevated fuel prices.
Filling up the F-250 Crew Cab in Salinas (Cali, in general) now costs over $400.
Small price to pay.....
@RudyHavenstein
@zerohedge
Net Interest crosses $1,000,000,000,000 in a single fiscal year for the first time ever.
With a month to go.
FY2026 Deficit is $1.966 trillion.
Better hope they don't throw a recession at this thing going into the next Presidential election.
Almost completely offset by the -5.4% from Smartphone cost.
Completely erased when combined with the -.5 from your reduced health insurance cost (🤡)
US DATA: RECORD CELL PHONE PRICE JUMP BOOSTS CORE CPI
August inflation data carried a hawkish signal as wireless phone service prices surged 5.9% — the largest increase on record.
The jump alone added around 0.08 percentage points to core CPI and will also feed into core PCE.
Housing inflation was softer than expected, but its lower weighting in PCE means the underlying picture could still keep pressure on the Fed.
CPI dragged lower by an 8.5% DROP in medical insurance cost, a 5.1% DROP in motor vehicle insurance, and a whopping 12.2% reduction in Smartphone cost.
How are you using all the extra money this year?
@RudyHavenstein
#Hedonics
#RetainedEarnings
#Bullshit
In case you missed it, these are the prices:
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Item: Off-peak price / Peak-hour price
1M input tokens (cache hit): $0.003 / $0.006
1M input tokens (cache miss): $0.15 / $0.3
1M output tokens: $0.6 / $1.2
Peak hours (in UTC): 1:00–4:00 AM and 6:00–10:00 AM, Monday to Friday.
Mokha has fallen to the Houthis.
Less than 50 miles to Bab al-Mandeb.
They now have control/access to both the north and south of the Red Sea
No more Saudi support thru those ports
Better get those world peace headlines ready before the weekend.
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Stories from the seniors are something else about this vibe code slop.
Long Beach stations hitting high $7s this am.
Tipping point imminent.
Right on schedule.
USD/JPY > 160
10-year @ 4.8%
30-year > 5.28%
ULSD > $4.50
Y'all got any more of that free market manipulation.





