C A R P E T M U N C H E R ❤️ | anime enthusiast | here for the fine women & the laughs. anything else.. blocked 😘

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Joined May 2021
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So the lady didnt get the bride technique or products. She got the regular. Whats the issue
The reason why there is a markup is because makeup artist use certain products and techniques for brides. The same way TV makeup needs certain techniques to show up on camera correctly. There’s extra step for prep on wedding days. Normally at a makeup appointment you come with your face clean, but on wedding days, the MUA will clean it for you and do your facial and even trim your eyebrows. Why is this not common sense?
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Chile hearing my kid talking to me about driving is about to make me cry.
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TittySlayer👺 retweeted
T.I has the most eclectic kids, one is Jimi Hendrix, the other is J. Cole, then you got Malibu’s Most Wanted, and now a thespian‼️
A star in the making! T.I. and Tiny’s son Major is chasing his Broadway dreams.👏🏾🎭
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The black community really do put too much RESPECT on the babymother and babydaddy titles. Yall give it reverence and weight it does not hold. And that really explains why yall mismanage other social relationships because yall never properly weigh them for what they are.
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let me get off twitter until yall done talking about the convo of ya baby daddy telling you he got a new baby on the way. My God. Annoying asf.
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Co-parenting so easy like do the work to get over the relationship, be cordial, focus on the kids, communicate about things (especially another person having access to the children) and mind your fucking business. You will never have an issue lol.
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I love sun-dried tomatoes… so bad. 😭
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Yall know things like this only matter with dead beats & bitter ppl, right? Ppl in healthy co-parentingships don’t argue about shit like this….
Y’all are birds. Why wouldn’t someone need to know their child has a new sibling?
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Okay I’ve tried long distance and I just have to know am I the problem or am I valid. So, if you’re dating long distance is it mandatory have phone sex ALL FUCKING DAY? And have Every conversation somehow leads back to something sexual… am I wrong for being turned off? lol
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She walk like a GTA character
Houston woman going viral for bringing back “90s Fine” look 👀
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Lmfao I’ll send an Apple Pay & edible arrangement boo
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I hated reading that…. lol
kissing someone and their TONSIL STONES falling in your mouth is the NASTIEST shit i’ve ever heard in my life 😵‍💫🤢
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kissing someone and their TONSIL STONES falling in your mouth is the NASTIEST shit i’ve ever heard in my life 😵‍💫🤢
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I haven’t seen that young lady with the switch in a while. I hope her and her cheeks are having a good day
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I don’t date anyone with a zodiac sign. 🫶🏾😘
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I tried long distance & I just can’t. lol
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Literally the only company I have is Calvin 😭🫶🏾 Hanging with your siblings >>
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TittySlayer👺 retweeted
Sometimes I be fumbling being tricked on bc I deadass can’t even pretend to like someone if I don’t
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And the baby said thank you twice fuck that worthless piece of shit
A father who hadn’t seen his son in 4–5 years unknowingly delivered a DoorDash order to his house. He recognized his son but kept walking without saying a word. His son only realized it was his dad after checking the security footage later. 💔
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She is shopping & enjoying herself. What’s the issue?
No shade to this girl but like???? wtf are you even doing
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