Shaylur™

I feel like a new state is calling my name 🫣

I really don’t believe in cooking without a glass of wine 💀

The amount of idiot juice spewing across the internet today is literally making me sick 🤢

Never thought I’d see the day where I paid $7 for a box of cereal 🥲

At a restaurant that’s playing Pyramids by Frank, while also having a margarita solo dolo. I think I’m having an out of body experience 🥹❤️

It’s actually scary how TikTok really be feeding my delusion 💀

Rob really did all that just to stay in the villa 😂😭😭

Calling me when I’m OOO is insaneeeee

I love grad season

I was literally depressed a year ago not knowing what my next steps were gonna be. Now I’m working my dream job experiencing once in a lifetime opportunities. God is truly amazing and divine timing is so real 🥲

I actually hate that I do my best work under pressure 🙃

The way Valentine’s Day is always a regular degular ass day in my book 😅

I need a very very very drunk night out 🙃

Me 🤝🏽 getting wine drunk

Dawg I’m exhausted

Ngl… some of y’all’s plates are pissing me off fr 💀

I might pull my hair out if I have to hear about Kelce and Swift one more time 🤦🏽‍♀️

My life is really a movie sometimes lmao

90 Day Fiancé is the greatest series to ever exist and no one can tell me otherwise 💀