Reducer of Stress into a Humorous Goo, Toon Maker, Stacker of Rejections, Player with Puns and the Nation's Shtick Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling.
Manitowoc, Wisconsin.
Joined June 2009
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Check out this cartoon on CartoonStock! cartoonstock.com/cartoon?sea… Keep those brackets tidy. #MarchMadness
Watching bad TV has always been a habit with me, so I sought out counseling. TV Guidance Counseling. The results? Well, you'll just have to toon in to find out...tvguidancecounselor.com/
Likes the quote: "Things can't get worse. But they can get funnier." goodreads.com/quotes/1059398… via @goodreads
Buy the book or Yul be sorry!
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We had a lot of RT and funny tweets to pick from! DRUM ROLL 🥁 The free books go to @KristopherWood @JustAVerySmith @IWishIHadTyped CONGRATS! @BobEckstein @Shawtooner @Matt_Lassen #books #Debates2020
FACT CHECK: You're automatically entered for a free copy of The Elements of Stress if you retweet one of @WeeklyHumorist tweets tonite. #Debate2020
You're such a cougar.
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"Set 'em up Joe..."
Debate Drinking Game—anytime you hear:
“Chy-nia”
“Thats a bunch of malarky and you know it.”
“Wuhan Flu”
“The great people of Scranton”
“$&#@ You!”
“Clown”
“Why don’t you stick it up your G&$damn ass?”
“Now you’re making sense”
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You always amuse the ones you love.
It's here. tinyurl.com/yyl2wocc
Thanx to @thePatByrnes @ed_edkoren @BarbaraSmaller @Shawtooner @lianafinck @ChristophWeyant @lizadonnelly @PaulNoth @Kim_Warp @BobMankoff @mortgerberg @NightDeposits @sharris777 @kenkrim @TNYcartoonistVR @MarisaAcocella @LarryTrepel
I 'aint exposing nothing.
Toobin just came out with a new book. Michael, this is the sort of exposure OUR new book could use. What about taking one for the team? You can bring this up at next Zoom meeting. @Weeklyhumorist @HumoristB @martydundics @bleicher_newton @Shawtooner
Bob always amuses the ones he loves
It's here. tinyurl.com/yyl2wocc
Thanx to @thePatByrnes @ed_edkoren @BarbaraSmaller @Shawtooner @lianafinck @ChristophWeyant @lizadonnelly @PaulNoth @Kim_Warp @BobMankoff @mortgerberg @NightDeposits @sharris777 @kenkrim @TNYcartoonistVR @MarisaAcocella @LarryTrepel
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