@Shawnaah

🇯🇲🇨🇦 | big 3: Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius | she/her | Before I am a woman, I am a menace to society

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Joined April 2009
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Bella
@BellaBaddie__Oct 27
If someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles, I wouldn’t praise the driver just for reaching the same finish line
Jace Valen
@JaceValenOct 27
the double standards are actually insane
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Convinced this Ayesha Curry topic is just rage bait cause what the hell yall talking about fr
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🙄@KKikiwo22h
She literally talked about how she stopped pursuing this once Stephen started taking off to be a dedicated wife and mom. Now the kids are older and she’s trying to pursue this again and is met with nba incels telling her she should sit quietly in a corner. Insanity.
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@GmzeroogOct 27
No way Ayesha Curry was in Hannah Montana 💀 I remember this episode no cap 😭
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Nxggachakras@nxggachakrasOct 27
Okay so it’s like trees can grow in nature but if you physically plant the tree it doesn’t make the tree fake
jasmine 🦋@jasmilianoOct 26
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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Big Smoke -
@Skepta13h
The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
Fly & Fine@Zandiile_14h
On a serious note, how has Skepta not been named the sexiest man alive?
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Okay this is 😭😭😭😭
Basin
@ItzBasinOct 27
A Drake fan celebrated his 40th birthday 💀
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How you missing your baby’s bday cause you have to spend an hour to clean your Airbnb ? 😭😭😭 also there’s a cleaning fee so no you’re not doing it for free
beltline geli@strawberrygeliOct 25
We cannot be serious
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There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Hoops & Brews
@HoopsNBrewsOct 27
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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little miss hot july@inalot719Oct 27
u can see the decline in literacy through this
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen tweet x.com/plume__/status…
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Mama Ken@_KendraDawn_Oct 26
they’ll parlay the mortgage if you let them!
bee@BumbleWitTheBeeOct 26
I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 26
my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_Oct 26
I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
Miilato
@litteralyme0Oct 25
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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cat@joachmtrierOct 26
wait until u hear about her tea
chromatic.@juhmeerOct 26
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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Just downsize omg?
The_Rel_World@the_rel_worldOct 27
12K a month on food is insane
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Not So.@notsoplainjane2Oct 26
You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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Replying to @BradMBradford
@BradMBradford I heard you lost your job and unemployed. Here’s a resume template you can use on your job search. docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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CP24
@CP24Oct 27
#BREAKING: Olivia Chow has been re-elected as mayor of Toronto, the CP24-CTV Election Desk is projecting. cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…

Olivia Chow vs Brad Bradford for Toronto mayor as results come in. Live election updates here

Most polling stations across Toronto have now closed and results should start flowing in soon.

cp24.com
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Robyn Urback
@RobynUrbackOct 27
Bonnie Crombie and Carolyn Parrish backstage as Alvin Tedjo is announced as the new mayor of Mississauga.
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