Steph, 28, living in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, from 🏳️‍⚧️, sometimes look cute on camera, I talk about star wars a bit 🔞 nsfw: @shatteredplrds

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Joined February 2023
Hey so my birthday is in 29 days, if you wanna get me a present pls consider donating to my surgery fundraiser instead (or as well) 🥺🥺🥺
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i am so so ready to devour this
it's tartiflette season babyyyyy
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It's incredible 😌
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it's tartiflette season babyyyyy
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Into the oven she goes I did not have reblechon so camembert it is Lets see how she turns out bc I realised I was short of a couple ingredients
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Oh she smells so fucking good
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When the red carpet’s at 5 but I have to save the Chancellor from Mace Windu so he can teach me how to defy death at 8.
Andrew Garfield is here for the Academy Museum Gala
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make it 3rd generation and deport me while you're at it
🚨BREAKING: THIS IS A GAME CHANGER Restore Britain have just announced they are willing to deport SECOND GENERATION MIGRANTS Yes - That is the children of migrants born in Britain and therefore have British passports If they commit serious criminal acts, bilateral agreements will be set up with third countries to DEPORT THEM This is the first time in modern history a mainstream political party has agreed to do this This is HUGE, it cannot be understated the magnitude of this announcement Your British passport means nothing You will not be protected by a Restore Britain Government You will be deported from our country The overton window shifts once again Restore Britain are not messing around Time to sign up patriots This is our chance to get our country back
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he's just like me fr
Biddy Blas has cracked open his first beer of the day at 8:36 am.
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Okay BIG ASK but can any UK girlies who had a breast aug done in the UK please make yourself at home in my DMs to help me plan getting myself some sexy unnaturals???
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honestly i’ve found i’m most comfortable with other trans women calling me “dude” “bro” and even “man” because i know they don’t mean it #likethat
“i use dude/bro all the time for everyone. it’s gender neutral.” oh, okay……. sure. but, do you realize that makes most people uncomfortable? like, you are making a bad first impression with literally 75% of the people you meet. that… doesn’t bother you?
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There's a guy on the train watching one of those AI sitcoms with the fruits out loud on his phone and it is the worst thing I have ever been forced to listen to
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She's had like 7 jobs and participated in 3 affairs in the last 5 minutes
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HE HAD AIRPODS THE WHOLE TIME AND WAS JUST CHOOSING NOT TO USE THEM?????
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Chip Thief retweeted
before 2012 every psychiatrist made you do this for a year before you can access hrt
Little fresh Saturday run
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So I now have my usual bass pedalboard, a tiny guitar board, and a mid-sized board for my weird pedals (whammy, synth, distorted auto-wah, pog2, etc) So happy with it all ngl
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Imagine you're just walking down the street when a fucking pneumatic car takes off next to you, the air current launching you headfirst through a shop window
🚨 ¿ESTAMOS A PUNTO DE VIVIR LA DÉCADA MAS INCREÍBLE DE LA HISTORIA? el Tesla Roadster podría ser solo el primer paso hacia algo mucho mas grande imagina autos completamente voladores coches acuáticos y tecnologías que hoy parecen imposibles hace apenas unos años muchas de las cosas que usamos hoy parecían ciencia ficción ahora imagina lo que podremos hacer dentro de 10 años hasta donde puede llegar la humanidad?
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So we were almost all wrong
Quiz: will the guy who cancelled my birthday plans even remember it's my birthday tomorrow?
20%Yes
49%No
31%No, but
178 votes • Final results
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So actual real incest is not illegal, but porn involving actors playing incestuous characters is going to be With that in mind Would it be illegal for a real incestuous couple to make a porno where they're playing characters who aren't related?
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Also, would it be illegal for them to simply not play any characters at all and just film themselves together?
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