@SharzzySean

That gorgeous girl with dimples πŸ˜‰. And not on her face 😜 *Disobedient Avocado πŸ˜‹ Notorious BMI πŸ˜‚ #fATHLETEπŸ’ͺ🏾

 London, England
Joined September 2012
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I try to go outside for at least an hour every morning.
Mama Zizu@__awesomali3h
I’d love to know the statistics on vitamin D deficiency in Nairobi. We live in a concrete jungle, spending most of our days locked up in offices and houses. How many of us actually get to enjoy the morning sunshine? πŸ€”
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Watu wako na eczema are you suffering in this heat? I’m seeing bad things 😭😭😭
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Naona wamekuja na counter ya β€œfat”. It’s so funny to watch the meltdown πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
Wholesome Baddie 🫦@SlyWanjira13h
The uglies are fuming huko quotes πŸ˜‚
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6 am na jua ishawaka
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I only watch Manchester women matches. They are superstars πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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The laziest response from lawyers during contract negotiations is β€œthis is a standard clause” Bla Bla Bla. CAN WE ACTUALLY DISCUSS WHY THE CLAUSE IS IN THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN OUR CLIENTS?
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Daktari umeweka mihogo kwa pizza? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Dr. RizikiπŸŒœπŸ‘©πŸ½β€βš•οΈπŸ§˜πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
@_mpekethu_16h
Nimejaribu kutengeneza pizza nyumbani. Takataka nimepika, Yoh!!! It’s giving high budget mashakura😭
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This is up there with the one I got that said β€œI want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocadoβ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Ok Princess πŸ˜›
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Lmaoooo! What is this?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Ximena@FelistusBonare1Oct 21
Just learnt that In Luo, Nya is for women (Nyagem, Nyasiaya, Nyawahito) Ja is for men (Jakindu, Jaloka, Jabondo) God is Nyasaye πŸ€”πŸ€” Devil is Jachien! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†
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How will I know? πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I’m always surrounded by people?😭 Just Dm if you want to be friends πŸ˜….
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The therapist will have to come live in your house 😭😭😭😭
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@KatheuNzyimiOct 20
Last night I talked to this man on phone till 5 in the morning omggg😭 nitapelekwa therapy huko military barracks sindio?
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Eeh?
Mubabaddie. ⁢𓅓@BrianMutuma_Oct 21
Peugeot 3008 is good.
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Gifts handed over to me whilst we are spending our quality time and giving each other words of affirmation, amidst cuddles πŸ₯° πŸ˜‚
🌷@littlefloweerrrOct 20
do you prefer gifts or quality time??
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It’s a girl for sure πŸ˜‚
Wamuyu L. Wachira@WamuyuzzOct 20
I hardly eat Indomie noodles and now I’m craving some and I’m already nauseous about it πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Wanataka Kenya ikuwe chai β€œdufia” Tena? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kirya Ug πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬
@kirya_ugOct 20
Give this man more two terms and he’s going to make Kenya πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ look like Dubia, Kenyans don’t lose this man.
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Long time no games πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ngl.link/sharzz47692

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Just realized elections are happening around my birthday next year. Itakuwa sherehe maalum. Ya kukata na panga πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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