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Louisville, Kentucky
Joined February 2013
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We are making Markdown files work natively across Google Drive and Docs. You can now preview .md files in Drive, open them in Docs, edit them, comment on them, and collaborate without converting the file into a Google Doc!
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OSI Trail: You have died from 'switchport trunk allowed vlan'
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the moat is literally just caring about your work and being proud of your output and holy shit it does not seem to apply to 99% of people
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Kentucky’s EV charging network is growing. We now have 18 fast-charging stations open across the commonwealth, with 11 more under construction. We’re building the infrastructure Kentuckians and visitors need to travel safely today and for generations to come.
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The production database has a table called temp_fix_december_2019 that processes 40 million rows per day.
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I don't understand why people are opposed to data centers.
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“To love anything good, at any cost, is a bargain.” -Jayber Crow | RIP Wendell Berry
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Dolly Parton and Wendell Berry less than a week apart; so different, and yet both so fully creators of what was best about southern culture and letters in the 20th Century. Giants are leaving us.
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Hug a Southerner if you see one, y’all. It’s been a hard week.
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Dolly Parton’s kindness will stand as one of the greatest acts of defiance to mark the last decade. She just would not give in to hate.
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Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s. Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.
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I have 3 kids but one of them takes 80% of my attention, energy, parenting work etc is this relatable to anyone
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Vibe coding your own SaaS replacement is only free if your time is worthless
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As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if aviation was held to the standard of software engineering, no plane would ever land twice in a row.
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(NEWS RELEASE) A 12-year-old visitor was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park on June 26 at approximately 9:15 a.m. The incident occurred near Mud Volcano, just north of Fishing Bridge. The visitor sustained injuries, and emergency medical personnel transported them to a nearby hospital. The incident remains under investigation. Remember, animals in Yellowstone are wild and can be dangerous. Wild animals can be aggressive when people do not respect their space. Visitors are responsible for staying at least 25 yards away from all large animals, including bison, elk, bighorn sheep, deer, moose and coyotes, and at least 100 yards away from bears, wolves and cougars. If wildlife approach you, move away to maintain the required distance. Never approach, touch, feed or crowd wildlife, even if an animal appears calm. Bison have injured more people in Yellowstone than any other animal. They are unpredictable, can run three times faster than humans and will defend their space when threatened.
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There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.
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Absolutely fantastic talk on software engineering at a tipping point by Adam Bender from the Google I/O conference. Some thoughts from a security perspect: 🚨 The 10x Liability Explosion: AI accelerates code generation, which instantly creates 10x more code and a massive new attack surface. Because human code review is becoming a severe bottleneck, security teams must shift toward scalable automated detection and statistical validation. 🔒 Internal APIs are Now Essentially Public: You can no longer rely on network obscurity. Autonomous agents will aggressively hunt for and call any internal data they can access, meaning all internal APIs must be hardened with the same zero-trust rigor as public-facing services. 🦸‍♂️ Centralized Remediation via "Shared Fate": Tightly linked ecosystems, like monolithic repositories, offer a massive defensive advantage. Security teams can deploy a critical patch in a single file and secure billions of lines of code company-wide within a week. 🧠 Regaining "Intellectual Control": Modern systems have grown too complex for human minds to map. AI gives us the power to build continuously updated, interactive architectural models, allowing us to threat-model effectively and ask dynamic "what if" questions about blast radiuses. 🚧 Building Secure Guardrails: AI agents optimize for the easiest path, which is rarely the most secure or maintainable one. Security engineers must build strict "isolation" boundaries for rapid prototypes and strong abstractions that constrain agents from making dangerous architectural choices. youtube.com/watch?v=2n41YjR5…
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As a Gen Xer, how many times have you started typing a reply to a post, gotten halfway through, and then realized you just don’t care enough to finish it?
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