I used to be funny. She/Her

Canada
Joined January 2009
Mittens > Gloves
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Canadians trying to watch video highlights of the Olympics.
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Google maps overestimates my ability to know what 500m is.
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Check in on your friends with pollen allergies. We're not okay.
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40 years ago today, a rebel, a jock, a brain, a princess and an outcast entered school to serve Saturday detention.
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SharonDV retweeted
No, YOU'RE crying.
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Walking slowly on packed snow in -25 degrees gives you the same feeling as chewing great cheese curds in poutine.
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Snow Pretty: When there is a light sprinkling of snow covering everything making it look like a winter wonderland. "I went for an early morning walk and it was snow pretty."
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WHEN MY CYAN INK CARTRIDGE IS OUT OF INK I SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO PRINT BLACK AND WHITE. That is all. Carry on.
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Celebrating that my van's clock is set to the right time for the next six months.
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Today at noon on @WhatSheSaidTalk: 🔊Addressing intimate partner violence @cdnwomenfdn 🍿Worthwhile documentaries @annebrodie 🚙Getting our vehicles equipped this winter @KalTire 🧥Access to warm clothing for all 🤔Health trends: do they really work? @SharonDV
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It's November which means it's time for me to get busy making some of this year's edible holiday gifts. First up, I've got a delicious infused cider vinegar that's incredibly versatile - use it in salad dressings, marinades, pan sauces and more! constantlycooking.com/2023/1…
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I went to a friend's for lunch and while she was preparing food, I snacked on some cute little round crackers in a bowl on her dining room table. Anyway, I ate dog treats.
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You gotta know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away Know when to run Me trying to fold fitted sheets.
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If you like water you already like 70% of me.
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Reading reviews a/b doctors in my area, the dr.s are great & the receptionists are terrible. I work as a receptionist 2x a week & it's my goal to make sure everyone has a great experience. People are seeing a doctor because they aren't at their best. Don't make it worse.
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For a few months now I see an elderly gentleman walk by my house every morning. I work beside the window & earlier last month he spotted me. A few days later he was walking by and we made eye contact so I waved. This has gone on for a few weeks.... today he waved back.
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July and August went by in about three seconds.
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