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Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2009
fucking abhorrent and shameful, @MLB divest now
Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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still thinking about the scrambled eggs scene
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Maybe the real moneyball was the friends we made along the way
Moneyball wasn’t really about certain stats or analytics. It was about finding cheap players who were cheap because the league didn’t properly value their skills. In moneyball it was OBP/walks, plus focusing on statistical production rather than how a player is supposed to look There are infinite flavors of moneyball, and they’re constantly changing
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This IS a wild stat but the PA, AB & H being the same literally means the Avg & OBP would be the same
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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If you haven’t listened to this yet you should
brewers radio call
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28 other fanbases hatewatching the Dodgers
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THE @BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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This was a fantastic piece.
If Yankee fans are going to read anything we should read Howard Bryant's Substack piece on why the Yankees as we knew them died and how it is a concerted effort from MLB. howardbryant.substack.com/p/…
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The Brewers are playing small ball, in that they're bashing the hell out of the small ball over the fence to score runs
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I said something similar about G1 tickets being available hours before first pitch and was told “no one cares.” Well yeah, unfortunately that’s the point.
that attendance for an ALCS Game 2 is crazy
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
Pete Rose Cincinnati Reds Coffee Table ($1,250)
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Pet peeve: it's not an impressive "at-bat," since he walked. It's an impressive plate appearance.
What an at-bat from Jake Bauers! The bullpen is going for the Dodgers and Bauers works a 12-pitch walk
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Best of luck to the Rays and all but not having a sell out 4.5 hours before first pitch is not great!
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DISCLAIMER I get these texts bc I went and saw Yanks @ Rays at Steinbrenner last April and never opted out bc it’s an easy flight from where I live and they often have discount tix available the week of games.
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Unpopular opinion QO candidate - I believe he’s more like the player we saw 2024-25 than last year. Not a lot of 2B options, might as well see.
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I disagree. I danced like this after the top of every inning except the 2nd and I’m not even a Brewers fan.
This is just ridiculous behavior in the 6th inning.
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Hold up do people from the larger part of Michigan say they’re from the Lower Peninsula
America's largest peninsulas
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That should not be David Bednar's last pitch thrown in pinstripes. What a fucking dog man
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Maybe I do too
BEN RICE STILL BELIEVES
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