𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS )

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ face it, tiger ; ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ the old rules don't fly ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ anymore .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ itsv.⠀ atsv.⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀21+ / PARODY. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀

lowering down from a line of webbing 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 sneakily. shhh. you don't see her.

why, you agree with everything she says, of course. it's the only way.

telling a woman to stop being dramatic works only about 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 of the time.

well, if they're so intent on keeping civilians safe, then she won't mind another pair of eyes. ....or another two pairs of eyes, in this case!

taking anna-may to HQ to spend time with pete b's mayday while i'm off anomaly wrangling. and 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 she's gotta make sure she's back in soho to sign off an incoming order by 4PM. it's gonna be a 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 day.

oh, she knows — she was just trying to have a laugh. ( y'know, because he said lord, and she's not the lord, but she's close enough — ) anyway, she's flattered.

careful, mr. parker. she's been practicing her swings. her proficiency in webslinging just might shock you.

close enough, but not quite!

she'll be sure to 𝑛𝑜𝑡 keep an eye out for them, just to save herself the strife. mary jane's more than capable of keeping this city safe on her own!

bored? her? never! new york's crisp air helps her think better, so she's having a grand ole time. he's free to tag along, though!

i think you meant served up with a knuckle sandwich. you keep your gaze averted, mister!

boutique's closed for the day but she doesn't quite wish to settle in yet, so patrol it is.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝓢hipping call. ❤️ this post to be considered a potential ship for mary jane! this is the multiverse! so of course, all ships will take place in their own respective timelines. please be aware that i will be a little bit selective, and will NOT be shipping 𝑤 minors.

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