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Sound Engineer, musician, cringey weirdo, has witnessed a playoff victory in the last decade
Cedar Rapids, IA
Joined February 2011
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ICYMI - Obituary is out on all platforms. I'm super proud of this one, and I'd be honored if you checked it out.
recordu.lnk.to/Obituary
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
I’m saddened to learn of the passing of Senator Sheev Palpatine. We had our differences, but he was a true pleasure to work with. I recall fondly how he brought a much-needed sense of humor to our good-faith negotiations that ended with his decision to bless the military operation to destroy Alderaan.
Though I respectfully voiced my objections, I appreciated his principled honesty in his push to replace the outdated democratic republic with the Empire.
He was a strong advocate for his beliefs, and I admired his power of persuasion that included force-chokes and blue-lightning beams that inflicted significant pain on his political opponents.
He will be missed - the Imperial Senate won’t be the same without him. He was the best of us.
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
They better have individual loading bars again so we can make fun of the 13 year old kid playing on the family pc from 2007
First details of the new League of Legends Classic Mode ‼️
• 60 old champions playable.
• Old item, rune, and mastery systems.
• Original Summoner's Rift map.
• Separate account leveling system (1 - 30).
• Dedicated store with IP currency to unlock champions, runes, and more.
• Potential ranked and Co-op vs. AI queues.
• Old-style battle pass shop.
• Mini Pass to earn rewards.
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
Let Devin Lloyd walk
Let Travis Etienne walk
Signed Chris Rodriquez in FA
Drafted an UDFA in the 2nd Round
Demon Gladstone 😈😈😈
I'm sorry to be the guy to tell everyone that Santa isn't real...but anytime NASA tells you we're going to land on the moon, they're just feeding you bullshit.
No human has ever landed on the moon, and we never will, because it isn't a physical rock you can land on.
The moon is a cosmic plasma projection of the Earth on the firmament. (And yes, it unveils hidden land past Antarctica that we're not supposed to know about)
But I know most of y'all aren't ready for this conversation yet, so go ahead and keep believing the fake space stories if that makes you feel good. I will be here to help answer questions and feed you additional resources when you're ready for the truth.
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
You’ll never guess what city he used to be mayor of
Replying to @RoryDiamond
Downtown Jax is a dump. Go on a morning walk downtown like I do most mornings and see for yourself. Who is actually in charge and making sure the day-to-day stuff gets done? Can we at least get just the basics done.
I home cook dinner every night, all from scratch, and every day at work for lunch I eat pb&j and air fried fish sticks like a toddler. The dichotomy of adulthood
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
"What if the ship of Theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with today.
James Shard | DTWD retweeted
C.J. Stroud is the first player with 5+ INT and 5+ fumbles in a single postseason.
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James Shard | DTWD retweeted
Watching every other AFC playoff team play like complete ass while the 13-4 Jaguars had to play Josh Allen and the Bills