Shannon Shar

you know what really turns me on? unprotected.... wifi

I hate having to pee right when the movie is finally getting exciting.

iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry

#TheBestFeelingInARelationship knowing the person is committed and they'd do anything to have you

can i try a 30 day free trial of being dead

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?" Fat kid: "The lunch bell."

Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, Cause that shit be fun.

Absence makes your heart grow fonder.

An apology doesn't fix the mistakes that have been made.

That look when you know a girl digs you >

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn�t even one of the damn choices..

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

Danger 4 most of us lies not in setting our aim too high & falling short; but in setting our aim 2 low &achieving our k. -Michaelangelo

The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal.

"I promise", "I'm sorry", and "I love you" all have eight letters, but then again, so does "bullshit"