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Shapeshifting Jesus

@ShapeshiftingJ

If pooping your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis

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Stavros Halkias
@stavvybaby11 Jul 2021
At the park strolling, just saw a hot older lady w/a fat lil bulldog. He got tired & refused to walk so she picked him up, kissed him while mushing him against her big ole titties, put him in a stroller (!) and kept walking. I hope reincarnations real and I come back as that guy
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@TimJDillon15 Jul 2021
Not to get political but the Cuban sandwich is not good.
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soul eater 😋@ChicoDustyy11 Jul 2021
parents supporting whatever weird shit their kids be on >>>
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Rob | My Fault!@uglynewyork11 Jul 2021
Rogan pulled up on McGregor for the post-fight interview like
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Fuck you @danawhite , this match up is over . @TheNotoriousMMA nezt fight is @jakepaul
youtu.be/QSHyZ6bGGjs
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There is no point ….uh oh
Someone dm me wtf , so bored
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Tokerbabe 🔞@Tokerbabe5 Jun 2021
RT for a free nude 😋 onlyfans.com/tokerbabee
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Dovy🔌
@DovySimuMMA11 Jul 2021
JUST IN: Backstage Tai Tuivasa has ripped off Conor McGregor leg support, in an attempt to shoey it.
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Lmao fuck I put 100 on @TheNotoriousMMA , fuck the Irish
realest shit ever said
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Tim Dillon
@TimJDillon4 Jul 2021
The cheeseburger alone makes America worth it honestly.
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Devan Costa
@DevanCosta4 Jul 2021
Finally a day where we can get hammered with friends and eat cheeseburgers
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Stavros Halkias
@stavvybaby30 Jun 2021
If there are any hot broke girls reading this: I have 4 AC units in my apt rn
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Fuck you , gonna be 30 .....cool.
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@GameSpot29 Jun 2021
For those of you who have been patiently waiting, be prepared to wait a whole lot longer. GTA 6 will reportedly launch in 2025. trib.al/d1pX69U
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Probably sold his son to the Illuminati or some shit....dudes posting way to much
I miss when Tom Brady was humble ....
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